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Tuesday, August 11, 2009
A Love Letter to a Soldier....
My Dear Love,
When you hear me whisper “I love you!”
Please do not take this lightly;
For it is spoken
as loud as a lion’s roar;
as soft as a kitten's purr.
And these words shall travel afar;
for the love I hold for you is
as deep as an ocean’s abyss;
as high as the stars in the sky.
I want you to know -
Whenever you look up at the stars,
I am there,
cheering you for your bravery
also want you to know -
Whenever you look up at the moon,
I am there,
admiring you for your loyalty.
Even though we are far apart,
my love for you continues to grow.
My heart sings songs of victories
as you courageously protect our land.
I look at your picture everyday,
holding it next to my heart.
I see you proud and brave!
I see you blessed with faith!
I salute you,
My Wonderful Soldier!
I salute you,
My Dear Love!
Some Windows Short Cut Keys
task manager shortcut --> ctrl + shift + Esc.
ctrl + shift + clicking on hyperlink - opens page in new window (works in firefox too!)
ctrl + click a file and then draging it creates a copy of that file.
Windows key + e Opens Windows Explorer
Refresh webpage - Ctrl + R
Windows key + e Opens Windows Explorer
ctrl + shift + click a file and then draging it creates a shortcut of that file.
Alt + F4 close the window currently being used
or
If no windows are open then it brings you to a shut down screen
windows key + m minimizes all windows
windows key + f open the search window
windows key + L locks your station
F9-Volume Up
F10-Volume Down
windows key + pause/break key opens up system properties.
if multiple windows are opened:
alt + tab - will show the next page under the currently viewed one
Sardar Jokz..
Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard.
When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter ?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"
* * * *
Our Sardar is walking down the street and sees a man jumping up and down on a manhole cover yelling "86, 86, 86". He asks the man, "Excuse me, but why are you jumping up and down on this manhole cover and yelling '86, 86, 86'?" The man says, "Well, I can't tell you that, but if you really want to know, I can let you go under there and findout.
He thinks for a moment, then his curiosity gets the better of him, and he says, "Okay." The man lifts the manhole cover, He steps into the manhole, and the man puts the manhole cover back and starts jumping up and down on it yelling "87, 87, 87"...
* * * *
One Sardar was enjoying sun on a beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?”
Sardar answered, “No I am Banta Singh.”
Another guy came and asked the same question. Sardar answered “No no me! Banta Singh.” Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the beach.
He went and asked him, “Are you relaxing?” The other Sardar was much educated and answered “Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on his face and said, “Idiot, sab tere ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan aaram kar raha hai.”
* * * *
Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend : why?
Sardar : Got upper berth.
Friend : why didn't you exchange?
Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..
* * * *
Bill and Sardarji walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Sardarji goes up to order and the cashier greets him with "Hello Sardarji! How are you? Hey everybody! Sardarji's here!" Everybody in the restaurant comes up and says hello to Sardarji. After everyone has greeted him, Bill and Sardarji sit down and begin to eat.
"Sardarji, you're pretty popular!" says Bill. "I'm the most popular man in the world," says Sardarji.
"Now Sardarji," says Bill, your pretty popular but you're not the most popular man in the world."
"Oh yeah," Sardarji replies "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I'm friends with anybody you can name!"
"That so?" answers Bill, "How about the President of the United States?"
"Let's go!" says Sardarji.
The two fly to Washington and knock on the front door of the White House. The president answers, "Sardarji! How are you doing? I haven't seen you in ages!" The three go play a round of golf and then leave.
"That was luck!" says Bill, "Two thousand says your not friends with the Queen of England!"
"Let's go!" says Sardarji.
The two fly to Buckingham Palace and, sure enough, are greeted by the Queen. ''Hello Sardarji my boy! What have you been up to these days?" They enter the palace and have some tea and leave.
Frustrated, Bill says, "Double or nothing, you don't know the Pope!"
"Benny!" says Sardarji, "Let's go!"
When they get to the Vatican, Sardarji instructs Bill to wait outside and Sardarji will come out on the balcony with his arm around the Pope. After a while, a crowd gathers to hear the Pope speak. And as told by Sardarji, when the Pope came out, Sardarji's arm was wrapped around him. Sardarji looks down from the balcony and see's Bill passed out on the ground. He rushes down and wakes him up.
"Bill! Bill! Wake up!" Bill opens his eyes and says,
"Sardarji. You're the most popular man in the world."
"I told you that, Bill," says Sardarji, "but you didn't faint when I knew the President! You didn't faint when I knew the Queen!"
"Well I was shocked that you knew the Pope," says Bill. "But I just couldn't take it when the guy next to me tapped me on the shoulder and said "Who's that up there with Sardarji?"
* * * *
A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in.
The bus was fully loaded with Sardarjis. One Sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he’s in big trouble because he knows only Sardar jokes !
After thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to ‘Sardars’ in his joke with ‘Biharis’. He starts the jokes with,
“There was once a Bihari…” and suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts, “Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai kya ?”
* * * *
A lie machine is bought. It works in the following way.....
If the truth is told- the machine wont give any sound If a lie is told- the machine will give a sound 'KIRRRRRRRR... '
Now there are three Indians.One Bengali,one Madrasi and one Sardarji.
Their correspondences are given infront of the lie machine.Here it goes......
Bengali :- 'I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Bengali:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time'
Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told)
Madrasi:-'I think I can eat 25 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Madrasi:-'No no,I think I can eat 10 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:-no sound(truth)
Sardarji:-'I think....'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'.
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...
* * * *
Santa Singh stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"
"Yes, sir?"
"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
"What was wrong with it?"
"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!"
The librarian nodded and said, "Ahh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."
* * * *
Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," comes an answer.
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up!
* * * *
A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was traveling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department
improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji's coach was jerking heavily. This made
him not to prepare for the speech.
Annoyed by the event, next day in the meeting, his first point
towards improvement of railway department was
""There should not be last coach in any train.""
* * * *
Sardar: in my dreams rats play football evry night
DR: take this tablet you will be ok
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final match.
When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter ?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"
* * * *
Our Sardar is walking down the street and sees a man jumping up and down on a manhole cover yelling "86, 86, 86". He asks the man, "Excuse me, but why are you jumping up and down on this manhole cover and yelling '86, 86, 86'?" The man says, "Well, I can't tell you that, but if you really want to know, I can let you go under there and findout.
He thinks for a moment, then his curiosity gets the better of him, and he says, "Okay." The man lifts the manhole cover, He steps into the manhole, and the man puts the manhole cover back and starts jumping up and down on it yelling "87, 87, 87"...
* * * *
One Sardar was enjoying sun on a beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?”
Sardar answered, “No I am Banta Singh.”
Another guy came and asked the same question. Sardar answered “No no me! Banta Singh.” Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the beach.
He went and asked him, “Are you relaxing?” The other Sardar was much educated and answered “Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on his face and said, “Idiot, sab tere ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan aaram kar raha hai.”
* * * *
Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend : why?
Sardar : Got upper berth.
Friend : why didn't you exchange?
Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..
* * * *
Bill and Sardarji walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Sardarji goes up to order and the cashier greets him with "Hello Sardarji! How are you? Hey everybody! Sardarji's here!" Everybody in the restaurant comes up and says hello to Sardarji. After everyone has greeted him, Bill and Sardarji sit down and begin to eat.
"Sardarji, you're pretty popular!" says Bill. "I'm the most popular man in the world," says Sardarji.
"Now Sardarji," says Bill, your pretty popular but you're not the most popular man in the world."
"Oh yeah," Sardarji replies "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I'm friends with anybody you can name!"
"That so?" answers Bill, "How about the President of the United States?"
"Let's go!" says Sardarji.
The two fly to Washington and knock on the front door of the White House. The president answers, "Sardarji! How are you doing? I haven't seen you in ages!" The three go play a round of golf and then leave.
"That was luck!" says Bill, "Two thousand says your not friends with the Queen of England!"
"Let's go!" says Sardarji.
The two fly to Buckingham Palace and, sure enough, are greeted by the Queen. ''Hello Sardarji my boy! What have you been up to these days?" They enter the palace and have some tea and leave.
Frustrated, Bill says, "Double or nothing, you don't know the Pope!"
"Benny!" says Sardarji, "Let's go!"
When they get to the Vatican, Sardarji instructs Bill to wait outside and Sardarji will come out on the balcony with his arm around the Pope. After a while, a crowd gathers to hear the Pope speak. And as told by Sardarji, when the Pope came out, Sardarji's arm was wrapped around him. Sardarji looks down from the balcony and see's Bill passed out on the ground. He rushes down and wakes him up.
"Bill! Bill! Wake up!" Bill opens his eyes and says,
"Sardarji. You're the most popular man in the world."
"I told you that, Bill," says Sardarji, "but you didn't faint when I knew the President! You didn't faint when I knew the Queen!"
"Well I was shocked that you knew the Pope," says Bill. "But I just couldn't take it when the guy next to me tapped me on the shoulder and said "Who's that up there with Sardarji?"
* * * *
A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in.
The bus was fully loaded with Sardarjis. One Sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he’s in big trouble because he knows only Sardar jokes !
After thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to ‘Sardars’ in his joke with ‘Biharis’. He starts the jokes with,
“There was once a Bihari…” and suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts, “Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai kya ?”
* * * *
A lie machine is bought. It works in the following way.....
If the truth is told- the machine wont give any sound If a lie is told- the machine will give a sound 'KIRRRRRRRR... '
Now there are three Indians.One Bengali,one Madrasi and one Sardarji.
Their correspondences are given infront of the lie machine.Here it goes......
Bengali :- 'I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Bengali:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time'
Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told)
Madrasi:-'I think I can eat 25 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Madrasi:-'No no,I think I can eat 10 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:-no sound(truth)
Sardarji:-'I think....'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'.
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...
* * * *
Santa Singh stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"
"Yes, sir?"
"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
"What was wrong with it?"
"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!"
The librarian nodded and said, "Ahh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."
* * * *
Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," comes an answer.
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up!
* * * *
A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was traveling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department
improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji's coach was jerking heavily. This made
him not to prepare for the speech.
Annoyed by the event, next day in the meeting, his first point
towards improvement of railway department was
""There should not be last coach in any train.""
* * * *
Sardar: in my dreams rats play football evry night
DR: take this tablet you will be ok
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final match.
Love Only Says "You Are Mine !"
Love Don't Ask "Who Are You?"
Love Only Says "You Are Mine !"
"People need love the most when they deserve it the least."
Love Don't Ask " Where Are You From?"
Love Only Says "You Lives In My Heart !"
"When you wake up in the morning,
kiss your loved one on the forehead and wish them a good day."
Love Don't Ask "what Do You Do?"
Love Only Says "You Make My Heart To Beat !"
"Love from one side hurts, but love from two sides heals."
Love Don't Ask "Why Are You Faraway?"
Love Only Says "You Are Always With Me !"
"I would give up everything for one moment with you;
For one moment is better than a life time of never knowing you."
Love Don't Ask "Do You Love Me?"
Love Only Says...
I LOVE U...
മലയാളി സുന്ദരി......................
മിസ് കേരള മത്സരത്തിലെ റണ്ണര് അപ്പ്, നടി, മോഡല്, നര്ത്തകി ഈ പേരുകളെല്ലാം റിമയ്ക്ക് ചേരും. അതേ കഥപറയുന്ന കണ്ണുകളുമായി ചലച്ചിത്രലോകത്തേയ്ക്ക് കടന്നുവന്നിരിക്കുന്ന മലയാളി സുന്ദരി റിമ കല്ലിങ്കല്.
ഐടി നഗരമായ ബാംഗ്ലൂരില് പഠനവും നൃത്തപരിശീലനവുമൊക്കെയായി നടക്കുന്ന കാലത്ത് ഒരിക്കലും ഈ പെണ്കുട്ടി വിചാരിച്ചിട്ടുണ്ടാവില്ല വെള്ളിത്തിരയുടെ വെള്ളിവെളിച്ചത്തില് താനിങ്ങനെ നില്ക്കുമെന്ന്. നൃത്തത്തില് അതീവ തല്പരയാണെങ്കിലും അഭിയന രംഗത്തൊന്നും താനെത്തുമെന്ന് പ്രതീക്ഷിച്ചിരുന്നില്ലെന്ന് റിമ പലപ്പോഴായി പറഞ്ഞിട്ടുണ്ട്.
റിമ നല്ല നടിയാണോ എന്നതിന് ഉത്തരമായിരിക്കും പുറത്തിറങ്ങാനിരിക്കുന്ന ശ്യാമപ്രസാദ് ചിത്രമായ ഋതു. നടിയെന്ന നിയില് റിമയുടെ ആദ്യ നായികാ കഥാപാത്രമാണ് ഋതുവിലേത്. പുതു യുവത്വത്തിന്റെ കഥ പറയുന്ന ചിത്രത്തിലെ ഗാനങ്ങളും മറ്റും ഇതിനകംതന്നെ ശ്രദ്ധ നേടിയിട്ടുണ്ട്.
അഞ്ചാം വയസ്സുമുതല് റിമ നൃത്തം പഠിക്കുന്നുണ്ട്. നാലാം ക്ലാസുവരെ ഊട്ടിയിലും പിന്നീട് തൃശൂരിലും ബാംഗ്ലൂര് ക്രൈസ്റ്റ് കോളെജിലുമാണ് റിമ പഠിച്ചത്. ക്രൈസ്റ്റ് കോളെജില് ജേണലിസം പഠിക്കുന്ന കാലത്താണ് റിമയ്ക്ക് നൃത്തത്തില് കൂടുതല് തിളങ്ങാന് കഴിഞ്ഞത്.
റിമയുടെ പ്രകടനം കണ്ട് ബാംഗ്ലൂരിലെ നൃത്തരൂപ്യ എന്ന പ്രൊഫഷണല് കോറിയോഗ്രാഫി ടീമിലേയ്ക്ക് ക്ഷണം ലഭിച്ചു. അവിടെവച്ചാണ് നൃത്തം എന്ന പ്രൊഫഷനെ റിമ തിരിച്ചറിയുന്നത്. നൃത്തത്തിനൊപ്പം തന്നെ മെയ് വഴക്കത്തിനായി ആയോധന കലയും അഭ്യസിച്ചിട്ടുണ്ട് റിമ.
2008 മിസ്് കേരള മത്സരത്തിലെ രണ്ടാം സ്ഥാനമാണ് റിമയ്ക്ക് മോഡലിങ് രംഗത്ത് അവസരങ്ങള് നേടിക്കൊടുത്തത്. ഇപ്പോള് മലയാളത്തിലും തമിഴിലുമായി കൈനിറയെ അവസരങ്ങള്. ഋതുവിന് പിന്നാലെ ലാല് ജോസിന്റെ നീലത്താമരയിലും ശ്രദ്ധേയമായ ഒരു കഥാപാത്രത്തെ റിമ അവതരിപ്പിക്കുന്നു.
പിന്നാലെ പൃഥ്വിരാജ് നായകനാവുന്ന ഷാജികൈലാസ് ചിത്രത്തിലും റിമമുഖ്യവേഷത്തില് എത്തുന്നുണ്ട്്. ഇതിനിടെ ലാല്ജോസിന്റെ ആദ്യ തമിഴ് ചിത്രമായ മഴൈ വരപോകിതുവിലും റിമയാണ് നായികയാവുന്നതെന്നാണ് കേള്ക്കുന്നത്.
ചലച്ചിത്രലോകത്തെ അരങ്ങേറ്റം ശ്യാമപ്രസാദിനെപ്പോലെയുള്ള ഒരു മികച്ച സംവിധായകന്റെ ചിത്രത്തൂലെടെയായതും റിമയുടെ ഭാഗ്യങ്ങളില് ഒന്നാണ്. അഭിനയത്തിരക്കുകള്ക്കൊപ്പം എന്നും നൃത്തത്തെയും കൂടെക്കൊണ്ടുനടക്കുമെന്ന ദൃഢനിശ്ചയത്തിലാണ് റിമ.
ബാംഗ്ലൂരില് കൂട്ടുകാര്ക്കൊപ്പം ക്ലൊഡ് 9 എന്ന സ്വന്തം ഡാന്സ് ട്രൂപ്പ് നടത്തുന്നുണ്ട്. അഭിനയത്തിനും മോഡലിങ്ങിനുമൊക്കെ അപ്പുറത്ത് നൃത്തംതന്നെയാണ് തന്റെ ലോകമെന്നാണ് റിമ പറയുന്നത്.
പലപ്പോഴും സൗന്ദര്യ മത്സരങ്ങളിലെ റണ്ണര് അപ്പാകുന്ന സുന്ദരികള് മോഡലിങിലും സീരിയലുകളിലും മറ്റുമായി ഒതുങ്ങിപ്പോവുകയാണ് ചെയ്യുന്നത്. എന്നാല് ഇതില് നിന്നും വ്യത്യസ്തയാണ് ചുറുചുറുക്കും യുവത്വവും തുളുമ്പുന്ന ഈ താരം
Some Tricks to Access Blocked Websites
Websites which have been blocked in many countries can be accessed.Here are some tricks that might help :
1.Proxy server :Use a proxy server to access restricted sites.A proxy server (or proxies) is a normal computer that hides the identity of computers on its network from the Internet. Which means that only the address of the proxy server is visible to the world and not of those computers that are using it to browse the Internet. Just visit the proxy server website with your Web browser and enter a URL (website address) in the form provided.
List of Proxy servers
Just click on this link and it will take you to a page having a long list of proxies.You can either choose one yourself or let the service choose a random proxy for you.You can now visit any site with these proxy servers.
Also bookmark the DMOZ directory of free web-based proxy services and DMOZ directory of free proxy servers .
2.Convert ip to decimal:The third trick may work at some places and wont at others.This is a lesser known trick i came across recently.Suppose you want to access www.orkut.com.
Go to start->run type cmd.
Now type ping www.orkut.com (space between ping and www)
You will get an ip address for www.orkut.com ,note it down.
Now go to http://www.allredroster.com/iptodec.htm
Enter the ip in the enter ip address field and press calculate.You will get an address in Decimal field.This is it.Copy this address and type it in your browser,if lucky www.orkut.com or any other blocked site for which you do this should open.
For example,for orkut you get the decimal address as http://72.14.209.87
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