Can I Love You?

I gave my heart to you
I set my standards high
I laid my eyes on you,
I laughed and cried with you,
I told u my hopes and dreams,
My love and Fears.


My tears I shed all over your sholder,
In the end,
I came to see that you were
the only girl I could ever trust.
When I see you,
my face lights up with aspiration, and happiness.
When we talk, I can the feel the load unload
with soothing words from you.


I have the feeling of love in my heart.
In my mind,I say "you dont mean a thing."
In my words , I say "you are just a frend."
But in the deep end of my heart,
I think of only you

When I tell you my expectations of a girl,
You tell me never to fall short of what I want.
But only one thing stands in the way-
You are a friend.

Can i still love you the way that i do?

Real Air Plane Crash

World's shortest essay

This is a story of a 16 year old boy from New Hampshire who won the World's shortest essay competition.

He was awarded a scholarship at the University of Harvard for his Imagination and humor ....

Here's an example of absolute Brilliance....

Shortest Essay:

An English university creative writing class was asked to write a Concise essay containing the following elements:


1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) Sex 4) Mystery


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The prize-winner wrote:


"My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who the father is."

തുണിയഴിക്കാന്‍ ഗര്‍ഭം പ്രശ്നമല്ല: കര്‍ദാഷിയാന്‍

ഈ സമയത്തെങ്കിലും പെണ്ണിന്‌ അടങ്ങിയൊതുങ്ങി വീട്ടിലിരുന്നൂടെ? കോട്നി കര്‍ദാഷിയാന്റെ വരാനിരിയ്‌ക്കുന്ന ഫോട്ടോഷൂട്ടിന്റെ വിശേഷങ്ങള്‍ കേട്ടവരാണ്‌ ഇങ്ങനെ ചോദിയ്‌ക്കുന്നത്‌. പൂര്‍ണ ഗര്‍ഭിണിയായിരിക്കുമ്പോള്‍ ക്യാമറയ്‌ക്ക്‌ മുമ്പില്‍ തന്റെ സൗന്ദര്യം പ്രദര്‍ശിപ്പിയ്‌ക്കാനാണത്രേ താരത്തിന്റെ പരിപാടി. ഹോളിവുഡിന്റെ മാദകതാരമായ സാക്ഷാല്‍ കിം കാര്‍ദാഷിയാന്റെ സഹോദരിയാണ് കോട്നി കാര്‍ദാഷിയാന്‍.
ഇ ഡെയ്‌ലി 10 മാഗസിന്‌ നല്‍കിയ അഭിമുഖത്തിലാണ്‌ തന്റെ ഗര്‍ഭകാല സൗന്ദര്യം മറയൊന്നുമില്ലാതെ ക്യാമറയ്‌ക്ക്‌ മുമ്പില്‍ പ്രദര്‍ശിപ്പിയ്‌ക്കാന്‍ ആലോചനയുള്ള കാര്യം കോട്നി വെളിപ്പെടുത്തിയത്‌. ഗര്‍ഭിണിയായിരിക്കുമ്പോള്‍ ക്യാമറയെ അഭിമുഖീകരിയ്‌ക്കാന്‍ മടിയില്ലെന്നും താരം വ്യക്തമാക്കി.
റോളിങ്‌ സ്‌റ്റോണ്‍ മാഗസിനാണ്‌ കോട്നിയുടെ ഗര്‍ഭചിത്രം പകര്‍ത്താന്‍ ഭാഗ്യം ലഭിച്ചിരിയ്‌ക്കുന്നത്‌. വമ്പന്‍ പ്രതിഫലത്തിനാണ്‌ മാഗസിന്‍ ഇത് സ്വന്തമാക്കിയതെന്ന്‌ റിപ്പോര്‍ട്ടുകളുണ്ട്‌.
മുപ്പതുകാരിയായ താരത്തിനപ്പോഴും ജനിയ്‌ക്കാനിരിയ്‌ക്കുന്ന കുഞ്ഞ്‌ ആണോ പെണ്ണോ എന്ന കാര്യം അറിയില്ല. കാണാന്‍ വരുന്നവരോടെല്ലാം ഗര്‍ഭവിശേഷങ്ങള്‍ പങ്കുവെയ്‌ക്കലാണ്‌ കോര്‍ട്നിയുടെ ഇപ്പോഴത്തെ പ്രധാന നേരമ്പോക്ക്‌. എന്തായാലും ആദ്യത്തെ കുഞ്ഞിനെ വരവേല്‌ക്കാനുള്ള ഒരുക്കങ്ങള്‍ താരം തുടങ്ങിക്കഴിഞ്ഞു.

God Calling.........

It seems that late one evening the pastor of the “Almighty God Tabernacle” placed a call to his wife from his office at the church.
Even though he let it ring several times, there was no answer and the answering machine did not pick up the call.
He rushed home to insure that his wife was safe, which she was.
When he asked her why she had not answered his call, she said that the phone never rang.
A few days later the pastor received a call at his office from a man who wanted to know who had called him.
It suddenly dawned on the pastor that when he had tried to call his wife, he had mistakenly dialed this man’s number.
The pastor began to apologize for his mistake, but the man interrupted him.He wanted to tell the pastor a remarkable story: On the night of the call he was contemplating suicide. He asked God to show him some sign if He really existed. It was then that his phone rang and when he looked at his caller ID, he was stunned to see the words “ALMIGHTY GOD,” — the first two words in the church’s name. God had answered the prayer of a disturbed soul by a misdial!
Whether the story is true or merely a legend, it points out to me that God is able to take my most feeble efforts and use them for His purposes.

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Love Attitude Number

To find your love attitude number,add your birth month and your birth date together. Keep reducing it until it's a single digit.
Example:
January 28
1+28 = 29
2+9 = 11
1+1 = 2;
your love attitude number is 2.Read on below to find out what your love style is supposed to be. If your number is:
One
You are charming imaginative and independent. Usually your style is ahead of others; you know what's in and what's way out. Sometimes you're a little too aggressive when it comes to pursuing a love interest. You have a way of drawing attention wherever you go, and this dramatic flair usually attracts the strongest guys. Your competitive nature either draws or repels guys/gals...but those who can't handle your power aren't your types anyway. At times you can bepossessive, manipulating and deman! ding with your friends and in love relationships. You like guys/gals with lots of intelligence... and knock-'em-dead good looks don't hurt either.
Two
Your love nature is sentimental, romantic and kind. Your easygoing, mild manner
allows almost everyone to feel very comfortable with you - especially shy guys/gals. Your modesty and tact enable you to get along easily with both sexes. You are a natural peacemaker and can be very persuasive with words, which helps you to gain the respect of ! your classmates. You can also be too sensitive at times, and your greatest drawback is a! lack of confidence to stand up for yourself in conflict. Your favorite type of guy/gal is gentle, affectionate, one who is also strong and playful. A great sense of humor is also a must. A guy/gal who loves to listen to music and dance should rank high on your list of favorites, too.
Three
You are imaginative, fun-loving, thrill-seeking and expressive. You're so charming that you attract many friends! and you are almost never lacking guys/gals. In your earlier years, you may be totally shy and self-conscious, but you'll lose those qualities in the high-school years. You can be sort of vain or even a bit of a show-off when you get caught up in exciting events in your life, but you usually redeem yourself in some playful way before you lose a friend. Jealousy shows its! ugly head sometimes, but generally you aren't affected by it unless your guy/gal tries to provoke it. In the guy/gal department, you prefer the athletic or artistic types. You're in absolute heaven wh! en you find both of those qualities in the same guy/gal. When you're looking for love, a guy/gal who can make you laugh scores points, big time!
Four
You tend to be loyal, dedicated and good hearted. You're one of the most diligent students when you really try, and you tend to make your schoolwork a priority. You also express those same qualities in your love relationship. No one is more faithful and trusting than you. In fact, those tendencies can be a little negative in your romantic life! . You may sometimes hang on too long to a guy/gal who doesn't give you t! he respect and love you deserve. You can be stubborn and a bit of a troublemaker if the mood strikes you but you can usually dig yourself out of that hole just in time to stay out of major trouble. You usually fall for extremes when choosing a love mate - he/she may be a show-off or a teacher's pet. Whatever the type, it helps if he/she is good-looking, too, but that's not a major consideration for you.
Five
Your lov! e attitude is adventurous, charismatic and spontaneous. You're creative and adaptable, and you can come up with the most exciting and sometimes daring things to do. Your quick intelligence and way with words help get you out of the
problems that come with being flirtatious and playing hard to get. You need to
pay close attention to your personal values because you love to try new and different things! and easily go along with the crowd and the consequences can put extra strain on your relationship with a boy/girl. You like guys/gals who have great bodies and good lo! oks, along with exceptional brain and high grades. It helps if they are highly athletic or involved in as many activities as you, otherwise you might get bored! Variety is the key to your love attitude number.
Six
You are warm, loving, devoted and affectionate. Your outgoing, thoughtful nature
attracts many girlfriends/boyfriends to you and usually some of the nicest guys/gals too. Because of your need to care, you can end up in a relationship that requires too much care taking to make it balanced. Since home and family play important roles in your life, you are unlikely to be attracted to guys/gals who y! our parents wouldn't like. Sometimes you have a slight jealous streak... but it doesn't last long. Some people with this love attitude number are prone to making harsh judgements of others, especially when others don't share your set of values. You are especially attracted to the good looking,boy/girl-next-door type who is smart as well as a gentle man/woman.
Seven
Your love nature is thoughtful, poetic, mystical and mysterious. A few people with love attitude number seven are class clowns, and they usually attract guys/gals who like to be given a hard time. But most of you are the quiet, reserved types who dislike calling attention to yourself. Your type generally attracts guys who feel the same way you do. Your refined, independent and secretive nature is very alluri! ng to certain guys/gals. At times you can also be somewhat fault finding and a little demanding in your love relationship and with friends. You are mostly attracted to guys/gals who aren't like all the rest; a loner easily attracts you. And, if he/she reads a lot and enjoys learning,he/she is especially perfect for you.
Eight
Your love attitude is confident, powerful and exciting. This number usually makes for a very conscientious student, someone who puts schoolwork ahead of a social life. However, you also enjoy being a leader among your classmates and will seek offices or other positions that enable you to use your leadership skills. Because of this, you can be somewhat intimidating ! to certain guys/gals.You can also be a little too intense, bossy and jealous for yo! ur own good. Your love match is definitely someone who is smart, handsome and popular. You like quality over quantity and will usually wait until the guy/gal with the best attributes comes along.
Nine
You have a sophisticated attitude that is also generous and considerate. Your
responsible, charitable nature may find you attracting guys/gals who want someone to confide in or who makes them feel secure.! At a very young age, you developed the type of personality that makes others feel safe and protected. You will carry these qualities into your adult years and, down the road, you'll be a good mom/dad because of them. On the negative side, you can be argumentative and overly emotional, and you usually possess a temper that can make everyone run for cover. You like the k! ind of guy/gal who is responsible and impeccably dressed and has gorgeous eyes and a great body. Charm, wit and (of course) brilliance could make him the perfect guy/gal for you.

Jokz

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door,
ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene,

the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer,

"You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

"Oh my gooood....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex???!!!!!"
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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
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Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
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Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!
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A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
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Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
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Why were males created before females?
Because you alwas need
a rough draft before the final copy.
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If your eyes are sweet you would
like all the people of the world.
But if your tongue is sweet
all the people of the
world will like you.



Have A Woderful Dy.