Thursday, September 17, 2009
My only one
MY One and only LOVE There are just so many words But I can't find one that's perfectly true.
I have said lots of I love you's
Have given you lots of kisses and hugs
I have given you my all
You're the only one I desire
You're the only one in my heart
Through good and
To my one and only love
That no one will ever compare
Take this simple vow
Let this be my devotion forever.
I love you and I will never leave you
No matter what happens I'll always be true
Though times may be rough
and days may be tough
I'll stick with you through and through
until the next life...
To lock a Cell or selected cells in excel sheet
1. First select the entire sheet, in which you want to lock or unlock the cell.
2. Go to "Format -> Cells->Protection" in the menu bar.
3. In that you will find the Check Box "Locked" with Tick in it. Remove
the check first (by default all the cells will be in lock position).
4. Select the cells which you want to lock.
5. Repeat the steps 2 and put the Tick in the Check Box.
6. Go to "Tools->Protection->Protect Sheet" in the menu bar.
7. You have to give password for protection and save.
8. Now try to enter data in the locked cells, it will not allow you to
enter, whereas you can enter data in remaining cells.
2. Go to "Format -> Cells->Protection" in the menu bar.
3. In that you will find the Check Box "Locked" with Tick in it. Remove
the check first (by default all the cells will be in lock position).
4. Select the cells which you want to lock.
5. Repeat the steps 2 and put the Tick in the Check Box.
6. Go to "Tools->Protection->Protect Sheet" in the menu bar.
7. You have to give password for protection and save.
8. Now try to enter data in the locked cells, it will not allow you to
enter, whereas you can enter data in remaining cells.
Maths Homework
A little boy was doing his maths homework.
He said to himself, “Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven.
Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine..."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped,
"What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day,
"What are you teaching my son in maths?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,
"What I taught Them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH,
is four."
He said to himself, “Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven.
Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine..."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped,
"What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day,
"What are you teaching my son in maths?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,
"What I taught Them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH,
is four."
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