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Friday, August 14, 2009
Life Before the Computer: Posted by Meenuz
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 ? inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!
Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!
Jokz
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most Unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one About 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man Walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in Single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.
He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, And I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral Like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is It?"
The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife."
"What happened to her?"
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also."
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first One asks in excitement, "Can I borrow the dog?"
The man replied, "Join the queue."
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Why Brides Wear White?
A little girl at a wedding asked, "Mommy, why do brides always wear white?" The mom replied, "Because they're happy, dear."
Halfway through the wedding the girl whispered, "Mommy, if brides wear white because they're happy, then why do men wear black?"
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Man Are From Mars, Women From Venus
A man will pay two-dollars for a one-dollar item he needs, but a woman will pay one-dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about her future until she finds a husband, but a man never worries about the future until he takes a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend, but a successful woman is one who can find such a man!!!
The myth of refreshing the desktop
Every single person I have met does this or at least used to do it. It's not known who first discovered this remarkably useless trick and what he achieved from it, but it just spread. Most new users learn this trick from other new users without caring to know what it does. Some do it devotedly just because others do it, while some others have various weird explanations for it. A few of them assumes that it refreshes the RAM, while some others believe that doing it will somehow keep their PCs running smooth and easy. I have seen some users obsessed with refreshing the desktop, doing it every 30 seconds or so. They have even learnt the keyboard shortcut - F5 (just to mention, these are the people who never use keyboard shortcuts). They would press the key and wouldn't release it for a long time, sending the desktop into a frenzy of refreshes.
What does a desktop refresh actually do?
Refreshing the desktop simply redraws the icons on the desktop. That's it! It doesn't refreshes the RAM. It doesn't clean your PC. It doesn't refreshes your computer the way it does to you when you wake up from a nap. Refreshing the desktop has absolutely no effect on the working or performance of the computer. So why is the tool there? As I said, refresh is used to re-display or redraw the icons on the desktop. Sometimes when you bring some changes to the desktop icons, the change doesn't get reflected instantly. In such cases, refreshing the desktop becomes necessary to bring the change to effect. Say, you have the desktop icons set to arrange themselves alphabetically on your desktop. When you add a new item to the desktop, this item wouldn't get arranged alphabetically, instead it would appear at the bottom of icon list on the desktop, irrespective of it's name. Now if you refresh the desktop, all the icons would be once more arranged alphabetically and the newly added item would go to it's appropriate position. This is what refresh is for. It is to re-display the desktop. Refresh has the same function when done in explorer.
So, if you are in the habit of refreshing the desktop, stop it. You are just wasting your time and effort. And the next time you see a person doing it, don't forget to explain to him the futility of this action.
Disable Windows Page file, save your hard disk
Warning: Some applications may have problems with a disabled page file !!
There are lots of myths and confusion surrounding Windows page file, for instance, this utter rubbish "thumb rule" that the page file should 1.5 times the amount of physical memory. Then there is the question of whether to use the page file at all. The page file is intended to serves as a substitute for physical memory, the RAM. In early days, when RAM was expensive it made sense to allocate a major portion of the system's memory requirement to the page file, to reduce cost. Today, cost is no longer an issue. 2 GB RAM has become the standard for every new PC. With so much memory available is there any logic to use the page file?
Why you should turn off the page file?
The problem with Windows is, no matter how much physical memory is installed on the system, it will always use the page file constantly swapping data between the RAM and the hard disk. Every time the page file is accessed, the elaborate system of sliders, arms, actuators and motors inside the hard disk are stirred into action. The spindle rotates and the arm moves repeatedly to and fro over the platters reading and writing bits of information on the hard disk. All throughout a session the operating system uses the page file thousands and millions of time! Look at the screenshot below, under the Page Fault column. Those figures indicates the number of times the page file was accessed.
Now, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to realize that the more you use a device the less the period of life the device is going to have. This is particularly true for mechanical devices, devices that have moving parts, like the hard disk. Due to friction between various parts and stress from continues usage a hard disk wears out. This is the reason why hard disk and optical drives failure is so common while motherboard or processors rarely fail because of the absence of mechanical parts.
Disabling the page file will significantly reduce the wear and tear the hard disk suffers, and will extend the life of the hard disk. Besides, unused RAM is wasted RAM. What is the use of having GBs of memory only to leave it idle? Of course, you must have sufficient amount of RAM on your system to disable the page file. How much RAM is sufficient depends on the usage of your computer. If you have anything more than 1 GB, you can turn off the page file. If you feel that your computer might require more than the amount of RAM you have, then instead of turning of the page file set it to the minimum value of 2 MB. If the memory usage suddenly shoots up Windows will automatically increase the size of the memory temporarily. You won't be able to eliminate page file access completely if you set a value, though you will be able reduce it.
Regarding change in performance, you won't notice a difference. I have turned of the page file on my computer and it feels good to know that my hard disk is not thrashing.
NASA wants to take Internet to interplanetary level
At the interplanetary level communication delays are huge, and variable because the planets are in orbit around the sun. Existing communication protocols like the TCP/IP breaks down under such conditions. NASA has been performing tests on more robust network technologies, called Delay Tolerant Networking, or DTN, protocols, the second test of which was successfully conducted on the International Space Station.
The DTN protocols will extend the terrestrial Internet into space by overcoming a number of obstacles, including the extraordinary length of time it takes packets to move between separate hops in a deep-space network, the intermittent nature of network connections, and bit-scrambling solar radiation. On Earth, packets move from source to destination in milliseconds. By contrast, a one-way trip from Earth to Mars takes a minimum of 8 minutes. The constant motion of celestial bodies means that packets have to pause and wait for antennas to align as they hop from planet to probe to spacecraft.
Work on DTN began as early as 1998 and one of the co-inventor of the Internet's TCP/IP protocol, Vint Cerf, is also a key member of the group of scientists working on it.
School’s Out and Your Kids Are Online:
Do You Know What They’ve Been Searching For This Summer?
During summer vacation, kids have more time to spend online chatting with friends, playing online games, and just surfing the Web. But this added time on the Internet can lead to trouble if parents don’t have “The Talk” with their kids about appropriate and inappropriate online behavior. Symantec has identified the top searches conducted by kids online this summer through its family safety service, OnlineFamily.Norton,* and some of the results may surprise parents and leave them asking “Who is Fred?”
According to OnlineFamily.Norton, kids’ top 100 search terms include sites like YouTube, eBay and Craigslist, as well as social networking sites like Facebook and MySpace. The words “sex” and “porn” also made it to the top, ranking number four and six respectively. Number nine on the list was “fred,” for Fred Figglehorn, a popular fictional character whose YouTube channel has become a hit among kids. Other popular search terms include Michael Jackson, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and the Black Eyed Peas’ song “Boom Boom Pow.” Check out the full list below:
- 1. YouTube
- 2. Google
- 3. Facebook
- 4. Sex
- 5. MySpace
- 6. Porn
- 7. Yahoo
- 8. Michael Jackson
- 9. Fred (A popular fictional character whose YouTube channel has become a hit among kids.)
- 10. eBay
- 11. You Tube
- 12. YouTube.com
- 13. Gmail
- 14. Wikipedia
- 15. Miley Cyrus (Singer and star of the Disney Channel’s hit series “Hannah Montana.”)
- 16. Webkinz (Toy stuffed animal that comes with a secret code, allowing kids access to the Webkinz World website.)
- 17. Games
- 18. Miniclip (Website with a variety of free online games.)
- 19. Taylor Swift (Country-pop singer)
- 20. Hotmail
- 21. Norton Safety Minder (The small software that is part of Symantec’s OnlineFamily.Norton service. It is installed on each child’s monitored computer and actively informs the child upon log-in that their parents are monitoring their online activities.)
- 22. Club Penguin (A massively multiplayer online game where kids use cartoon penguins as avatars.)
- 23. Addicting games (Website with a variety of free online games.)
- 24.+Google.com
- 24.+MySpace.com
- 26. Boom Boom Pow (Black Eyed Peas’ hit song.)
- 27. Hannah Montana (Disney Channel’s hit series where the main character is played by Miley Cyrus.)
- 28. Boobs
- 29. Twilight (Vampire-romance novel by Stephenie Meyer, which has become a hit movie.)
- 30. Lady Gaga (American recording artist responsible for hits like “Just Dance” and “Poker Face.”)
- 31. Yahoo.com
- 32. Yahoo Mail
- 33. Walmart
- 34. Craigslist
- 35. Amazon
- 36. Mapquest
- 37. Runescape (A massively multiplayer online role-playing game.)
- 38. MSN
- 39. Facebook Login
- 40. Poker Face (Hit pop song by American recording artist Lady Gaga.)
- 41. Lil Wayne (American Grammy Award-winning rapper)
- 42. Disney Channel
- 43. Google Earth
- 44. Weather
- 45. Megan Fox (American actress and star of the Transformers film.)
- 46. Target
- 47. Jonas Brothers (American pop boy band)
- 48. Pokemon (Nintendo media franchise that includes video games, trading cards, toys, books, etc.)
- 49.+Dictionary
- 49.+Eminem (American rapper, record producer and actor)
- 49.+Facebook.com
- 49.+Halo (First-person shooter video game)
- 53. The Climb (Hit song by Miley Cyrus)
- 54. Poptropica (Virtual world for kids where they can play games and communicate with other kids.)
- 55. Selena Gomez (Actress and singer who plays Alex Russon on Disney Channel’s Wizards of Waverly Place.)
- 56. Twitter (Micro-blogging service that allows users to send a read “tweets,” which are text-based posts of up to 140 characters.)
- 57.+Google maps
- 57.+New Moon (The second book in Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight series.)
- 57.+Right Round (Hit song by rapper Flo Rida)
- 60. www.youtube.com
- 61. Hoedown throwdown (Hit song by Miley Cyrus)
- 62. MySpace layouts (Various websites offer layouts that MySpace users can download to customize their MySpace profiles.)
- 63. I’m on a Boat (Song by The Lonely Islands, featuring R&B singer T-Pain.)
- 64. Don’t Trust Me (Hit song by the band 3Oh!3)
- 65. Funny
- 65. Soulja Boy (Various YouTube videos that parody Soulja Boy’s “Crank That” video.)
- 67. Hotmail.com
- 68. Photobucket (Website that offers image hosting and free photo and video sharing.)
- 69. Demi Lovato (Actress and singer-songwriter best known for her role as Mitchie Torres in the television movie Camp Rock and Sonny Monroe in Sonny With A Chance.)
- 70. Family Guy (Animated TV sitcom that airs on Fox.)
- 71. Music
- 72.+Britney Spears (Hit singer and entertainer)
- 72.+Pussy
- 72.+Thriller (Michael Jackson’s hit 1983 song)
- 72.+Transformers 2 (Action film based on cartoon series and released in theaters in June 2009.)
- 76. Cartoon Network
- 77. Boom Boom Pow Black Eyed Peas (Black Eyed Peas’ hit song.)
- 78. Beyonce (R&B singer, songwriter, record producer and actress)
- 78. Harry Potter (Main character and title of J.K. Rowling’s series of novels and films.)
- 78. Utube
- 81. Girls
- 82. Best Buy
- 83. Gummy Bear Song (Dance song by German composer Christian Schneider. It was released online with a 30-second video clip, which has spread virally worldwide.)
- 84. New Moon Trailer (Movie trailer for the second film in the Twilight series.)
- 85. Disney
- 86. Naked girls
- 87. Hulu (Free online video service that streams TV shows and movies.)
- 88. Naked
- 89.+iTunes (Apple’s digital media player)
- 89.+Norton Online Family (Beta name for Symantec’s OnlineFamily.Norton family safety service)
- 89.+Nude
- 89.+Playboy
- 93. Gmail.com
- 93. Swine flu
- 93. XXX
- 96. Chris Brown (Singer best known for hits like “Forever” and “With You.”)
- 96. Black Eyed Peas (Hip hop/pop group comprised of will.i.am, apl.de.ap, Taboo, and Fergie)
- 98. Ask.com
- 99. Nigahiga (Comedic Hawaiian troop whose videos have become a hit on YouTube and other sites.)
- 100.+Kiss Me Thru the Phone (Hit song by hip-hot artist Soulja Boy.)
- 100.+You Belong With Me (Hit song by artist Taylor Swift.)
Methodology
Between February 2009 and July 2009, Symantec tracked a total of 3.5 million searches that were submitted by users of their OnlineFamily.Norton service. The list of search terms was ranked from those submitted most frequently to those submitted the least. In order to be included in the list of kids’ top search terms, a search term had to have been submitted at least 50 times by registered users of OnlineFamily.Norton.
How Girls turn Guys down!
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter
Bhuvan download toolbar ready
New Delhi: The ISRO's revolutionary earth mapping tool �Bhuvan' was launched here today. The Bhuvan toolbar can be downloaded from http://bhuvan.nrsc.gov.in
The website is available in beta version.
It is believed that the ISRO's latest earth mapping tool have more features than Google Earth.
The Bhuvan is focused on Indian sub-continent barring all sensitive locations such as military and nuclear installations .
ISRO's Bhuvan is latest version of Google Earth, which allows common man to zoom into any part of the world on their personal computer using satellite images.
The new mapping service Bhuvan is a Sanskrit word of earth. It will allow users to have a closer look at any part of the subcontinent. Bhuvan will provide the pictures of objects as small as a car on the road to build three-dimensional map of the world via ISRO's seven remote sensing satellites.
The degree of resolution showcased is based on points of interest and popularity, but most of the Indian terrain is covered upto at least six meters of resolution with the least spatial resolution being 55 meters.
മല്ലിക ശരീരം ഇന്ഷുര് ചെയ്യുന്നു,,ബോഡിഗാര്ഡ് പൊലീസ് കാവലില്
മല്ലിക ശരീരം ഇന്ഷുര് ചെയ്യുന്നു
ബോളിവുഡിലെ ഗ്ലാമര് താരം മല്ലിക സ്വന്തം ശരീരം ഇന്ഷുര് ചെയ്യുന്നു. അടുത്തിടെ ഒരു വെബ്സൈറ്റിന് നല്കിയ അഭിമുഖത്തിലാണ് തന്റെ പ്രധാന സമ്പാദ്യമായ ഈ സുന്ദരമായ ശരീരം ഇന്ഷുര് ചെയ്യാന് ആഗ്രഹമുണ്ടെന്ന് ഗ്ലാമര്താരം തുറന്നുപറഞ്ഞത്.
ബോളിവുഡില് ഇത്തരം ഒരു സംഭവം ഇതാദ്യമാണ്. എന്നാല് ഹോളിവുഡിലാകട്ടെ ജെന്നിഫര് ലോപ്പസ് കായിക ലോകത്തുനിന്നും ഡേവിഡ് ബക്കാം തുടങ്ങിയ താരങ്ങള് തങ്ങളുടെ ശരീരഭാഗങ്ങള് ഇതിന് മുമ്പുതന്നെ ഇന്ഷുര് ചെയ്തിട്ടുണ്ട്.
മല്ലികയെ ഒരു ആരാധകനാണത്രേ ഇക്കാര്യത്തിന് പ്രേരിപ്പിച്ചത്. പ്രശസ്ത ഫുട്ബോള് താരം ക്രിസ്റ്റിനോ റൊണാള്ഡോ സ്വന്തം കാലുകള് 90 മില്യന് പൗണ്ടിന് ഇന്ഷുര് ചെയ്ത വാര്ത്ത ചൂണ്ടിക്കാട്ടിയാണ് ആരാധകന് ഈ സുന്ദര ശരീരം ഇന്ഷുര് ചെയ്യൂ എന്ന് മല്ലികയോട് പറഞ്ഞത്.
എന്തായാലും കാര്യം ഒരു ചെവിയില്ക്കൂടി കേട്ട് മറ്റേ ചെവിയില്ക്കൂടി വിടാന് മല്ലിക തയ്യാറായില്ല. ശരിയ്ക്കും ആലോചിച്ചു. അപ്പോഴാണ് തന്റെ ഏറ്റവും പ്രധാനപ്പെട്ട സമ്പത്ത് ഈ സുന്ദര ശരീരം മാത്രമാണെന്ന് മനസ്സിലായത്. ഉടന് മല്ലിക തീരുമാനിക്കുകയും ചെയ്തു എങ്ങനെയെങ്കിലും ശരീരത്തിന് ഇന്ഷുറന്സ് പരിരക്ഷ ഉറപ്പാക്കണം.
ശരീരം ഇന്ഷുര് ചെയ്യാനുള്ള ആഗ്രഹം പരസ്യമായി പ്രകടിപ്പിച്ച ഇന്ത്യയിലെ ആദ്യത്തെ താരമാണ് മല്ലിക. എന്തായാലും ഇതിനുള്ള ശ്രമങ്ങള് താരം തുടങ്ങിക്കഴിഞ്ഞുവെന്നാണ് കേള്ക്കുന്നത്.
ലോപ്പസ് തന്റെ സുന്ദരമായ മാറിടങ്ങള് ഒരു ബില്യണ് ഡോളറിന് ഇന്ഷുര് ചെയ്തപ്പോള് ഡേവിഡ് ബക്കാം തന്റെ കാലുകള് 70 മില്യണ് ഡോളറിനാണ് ഇന്ഷുര് ചെയ്തത്. എന്തായാലും മല്ലിക സ്വന്തം ശരീരത്തിന് എത്രതുകയുടെ ഇന്ഷുറന്സാണ് എടുക്കുന്നതെന്നകാര്യം ഇതേവരെ പുറത്തുവിട്ടിട്ടില്ല.
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ബോഡിഗാര്ഡ് പൊലീസ് കാവലില്
ദിലീപ്-നയന്താര എന്നിവരെ കേന്ദ്ര കഥാപാത്രങ്ങളാക്കി സിദ്ദിഖ് സംവിധാനം ചെയ്യുന്ന ബോഡിഗാര്ഡിന്റെ ഷൂട്ടിങ് ഇനി പൊലീസ് കാവലില്. ചിത്രത്തില് ഷൂട്ടിങ് ലൊക്കേഷന് സംരക്ഷണം നല്കണമെന്ന് ഹൈക്കോടതി പൊലീസിന് നിര്ദ്ദേശം നല്കി.
സിനിമാ സാങ്കേതിക പ്രവര്ത്തകരുടെ സംഘടനകളായ ഫെഫ്കയും മാക്ടയും തമ്മില് തര്ക്കങ്ങളുണ്ടെന്നും അതു കൊണ്ട് മാക്ട പ്രവര്ത്തകര് ഷൂട്ടിങ് തടസ്സപ്പെടുത്താന് സാധ്യതയുണ്ടെന്നും ചൂണ്ടിക്കാട്ടി നിര്മാതാവ് ജോണി സാഗരിക നല്കിയ ഹര്ജിയിലാണ് ഉത്തരവ്.
ആഗസ്റ്റ് നാലിന് ആരംഭിച്ച ചിത്രത്തിന്റെ മൂന്നാംഘട്ട ചിത്രീകരണം സെപ്റ്റംബര് രണ്ടിന് തീര്ക്കാനാണ് പദ്ധതി. ഇതിനിടെ മാക്ട ഈ മാസം 13ന് സമരം തുടങ്ങിയേക്കുമെന്ന് റിപ്പോര്ട്ടുകള് ഉണ്ടായിരുന്നു. ഈ സാഹചര്യത്തിലാണ് നിര്മാതാവ് പൊലീസ് സംരക്ഷണം തേടിയത്. ഇതിന് മുമ്പും മാക്ട പ്രവര്ത്തകര് ബോഡിഗാര്ഡിന്റെ ഷൂട്ടിങ് തടസ്സപ്പെടുത്താന് ശ്രമിച്ചിരുന്നു.
പാലക്കാട്, കോട്ടയം, തൃശൂര്, ഇടുക്കി എന്നീ ജില്ലകളിലെ പൊലീസ് സൂപ്രണ്ടിനും എറണാകുളം ജില്ലയിലെ പൊലീസ് കമ്മീഷണര്ക്കും ഇത് സംബന്ധിച്ച് അറിയിപ്പ് നല്കാന് ഹൈക്കോടതി നിര്ദ്ദേശം നല്കി.
You Changed Ma Life...
You've changed my life from a blink of the eye
The feeling in this heart of mine I cannot deny
You've made each day one I'll never forget
Everything we go through I will never regret
You are the gold I will treasure till the end
You are my soul mate and my best friend
You've done so much for me which I'm thankful for
You will always mean the world to me and so much more
You are my guardian angel sent from Heaven
The best thing in my life - my sexy number eleven
You are the meaning to the word love
My heart agrees and so would any dove
You have chased away every single fear
You are my tissue that'll wipe away any tear
You've given me life that I could live worthwhile
Thank you for the laughs and every smile
My days are a dream that has come true
Every day is beautiful all thanks to you
Now I have found what I've been looking for
It's you heart and soul and nothing more
You've showed me the world in such short time
But we've got the rest of our lives - a whole lifetime
Ill end this line with something you should already know
I love you so much more than these words show
Good morning, my love
on this new day awake
Hear the songs of the dove
my hand please now take.
As we start out this journey
Twixt daylight and dark
I pray that you know
You are first in my heart.
As the sun works it's way
Slowly crossing the sky
Know Im always here for you
Till the day I shall die.
I cherish every moment
Spent here by your side
For everything about you
Makes me feel so alive.
As it draws ever closer
Again to the night
I am so looking forward
To holding you tight.
Once more we shall journey
From dusk to the dawn
Entangled as lovers
To each other drawn.
Again in the morning
I know I shall wake
Beholding your beauty
With a smile on my face.
I Will be here every morning
When again I shall say
Good morning my love
Have a wonderful day!