Amazing 3D Sidewalk Art Photos

These unbelievable photos are chalk drawings done by Julian Beever and Kurt Wenner. Both Julian and Kurt have different styles to create an amazing 3D illusion.

Scroll down slowly and stop at each new frame. Julian Beever is an English artist who’s famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium.

Most of his artwork it is impossible to tell whats real from what’s an illusion. Very cool stuff.

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How steady are your eyes?

stare at the center of this circle. simply gaze into the cross in the center and try not to move.
if done right, the outer circles should appear to eventually fade or disappear completely. give it a try!

Plz Read

The train has started moving. It is packed with people of all ages,
mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals.
Near the window, seated a old man with his 30 year old son. As
the train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was
thrilled with the scenery outside..

" See dad, the scenery of green trees moving away is very beautiful"

This behavior from a thirty year old son made the other people feel
strange about him. Every one started murmuring something or other
about this son."This guy seems to be crazy.." newly married Anup
whispered to his wife.

Suddenly it started raining... Rain drops fell on the travelers
through the opened window. The Thirty year old son ,filled with joy
" see dad, how beautiful the rain is .."

Anup's wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling her new sari.

Anup ," cant you see its raining, you old man, if Ur son is not
feeling well get him soon to a mental asylum..and don't disturb
public henceforth"

The old man hesitated first and then in a low tone replied " we are
on the way back from hospital, my son got discharged today morning ,
he was a blind by birth, last week he got his vision, these rain
and nature are new to his eyes.. Please forgive us for the
inconvenience caused..."

The things we see may be right from our perspective until we know the
truth. But when we know the truth our reaction to that will hurt even
us. So try to understand the problem better before taking a harsh
action.

Computer Stupidities

Tech Support: "May I ask what operating system you are running today?" Customer: "A computer." Tech Support: "What operating system are you running? Windows 95?" Customer: (a little too excited) "95, 97, 98, I've got them all!" Friend: "I heard about this thing called 'Linux'." Me: "Oh, I use Linux." Friend: "What is it?" Me: "An operating system." Friend: "Like Firefox?" Overheard in a software shop: Woman #1: "What this Linux thing?" Woman #2: "It's a program that if you have it on your computer, you can't turn the computer off." Woman #1: "Oh." From a Windows 95 user: Customer: "I think my computer doesn't know what it is doing." Tech Support: (pause) "Why? What is the problem with the system?" Customer: "Well, it keeps asking me, 'What is this?'" Him: "Where're all my files?" Me: "What files?" Him: "The ones I was keeping in the trash." My Friend: "Yesterday, I reprogrammed my computer." Me: "Okay...." My Friend: "Not my Mac, but my PC. It has Windows Vista." Me: "Yes, and what language did you use?" My Friend: (pause) "English." Me: "English?" My Friend: "Yeah, English." I was helping a friend with some code. In the code, I found the line:         x = x; and removed it. I made some further changes and send the code back to him. He told me he still had errors. So he sent me his code again, and again I found the same line. I asked him why he kept putting that in there, and he replied, "So x doesn't lose its value."  (this one is my fvrt.) One time a girl in my introduction to programming class told me that she hated Microsoft and started using UNIX to compile her programs. Later on, she emailed me and said she hated UNIX now, too, because it would compile her program but not allow her to retrieve her data. So I asked her to send her code to me, and I would take a look at it. I stumbled upon this:             int addandsubtract (int a, int b)             {                     return (a + b);                     return (b - a);             } I asked her the purpose of this function, and she told me she wanted to first get the sum of a and b and then get the difference. She didn't understand why this wouldn't work, and it took me an hour or so to explain why.  Customer: "When I touch the sound card board at the back of my PC, I can feel electric current." Tech Support: "Then don't touch it."

Roller Babies

An On-Screen Keyboard in Windows.
In case your keyboard or some keys stop working, Microsoft provides you with an alternative way to type-in using the mouse.
To work this tool,
Go to: 'Start menu'
Select: 'Run'
Type in: 'OSK'
Press: 'OK'
A keyboard will be displayed on your monitor which you can use with your mouse.

JUST TRY IT YOURSELF

which is your favourite?

NEED TO CRY OUT LOUD

With all the new technology regarding fertility, an 88-year-old woman was
able to conceive and give birth to a baby recently.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, various relatives
came to visit. "May we see the new baby please ?"one of them asked.

"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while
first."

Another half hour passed before another relative asked, "May we see the new
baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

A while later and again the guests asked, "May we see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother.

Growing impatient, they asked, "Well, when then can we see the baby?"

"When it cries!" she told them.

"When it cries?" they gasped. "Why do we have to wait until it cries?"

"Because, I forgot where I put the baby ."

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The Nun Decorators

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room
without getting any paint on their clothes.

The one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold
them up, and lock the door."

So they do this, and begin painting their room.

Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"

"Blind man!"

The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see.
What could it hurt." They let him in.

The man walks in, does a double take, and says, "Where do you want me to
hang the blinds?"

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The Soldier and the Nun

A soldier came running to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.
Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a
few minutes. I'll explain WHY later."

The nun agreed.

A moment later two Military Police came running along and asked, "Sister,
have you seen a soldier running by here?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see -- I don't want to
go to Iraq ."

The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."

The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you
have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a
great pair of balls... I don't want to go to Iraq either."

Sleeping Positions of Couples

Loosely tethered Sleeing Style This is a variation of the Spoon - the most common position adopted by couples in the first few years of marriage. Comforting and cocoon-like, it's a semi-foetal position with genitals against buttocks to provide maximum physical closeness, though it's not necessarily an erotic position. The man is usually the embracer. Few years later, couples feel secure enough to allow space - and comfort - into their bed. Often, they sleep tethered, like Spoons but with distance between them. The emotional current is sustained by a touching hand, knee or foot. This "affectionate" position seems to diminish the pressure for sex.	The Honeymoon Hug This face-to-face, body-ensconced-by-body position is often termed the "Rolls Royce of intimacy". Less  common than the Spoon (and uncomfortable to maintain throughout the night), the Honeymoon Hug is a natural position that many couples slip into just after lovemaking. It's quite common at "love's blazing beginning", when you're so deeply enamoured that you wish you could "fuse". Some couples return to it over the years, during periods of special joy. Among those who stick to it, the partner who tends to initiate it could be overly dependent on the other. If both do, they could be "overly enmeshed".
The Royal Position When one partner (typically the man) lies face up in what's known as The Royal Position, it indicates a strong ego and a sense of entitlement. The woman's head on his shoulder suggests that she is the more dependent and compliant one - almost as though she is "looking at the world from his perspective". This position reflects a high level of trust and strong commitment. Women who are uncomfortable but want the coziness of proximity can try the reverse: Lie face down, with your body overlapping your partner's. Psychologically, this represents an attempt to focus total attention on your partner, even in sleep.	The Leg Hug Some couples aren't comfortable establishing physical contact at the onset. They would rather  go about it as if it were almost by chance - their toes or feet "accidentally" touch, or one partner's leg is casually thrown over the others. Although such casual contact could imply that you or your partner are in two minds about expressing affection, or are intentionally withholding it - maybe after a fight - it may also indicate healthy camaraderie. Hooked legs could also suggest familiarity and comfort - almost like a "secret code". After all, you need to have a pretty strong foundation to assume such "physical proprietorship" even after a quarrel or argument.
Zen Style With the passage of time in a marriage, as the couple's closeness becomes fully established and less exploratory, a renewed sense of each partner's individuality is likely to arise. For some couples, it would translate into a need for space and therefore, a larger bed. Other couples find a compromise in the above position: Touching buttocks allows for large-surface contact and private connection, but without clinging. Like two circles, separate but overlapping, this position is a perfect definition of interdependence. It's a good position to adopt when your kids have got the better of the couple with their constant clinging, and they need a sense of their own space.	The Cliffhanger When one partner suddenly retreats to the far side of the bed, the other should ascertain what's behind the sudden withdrawal rather than worry or fume about the "rejection". If he/she is going through a trying time, give him/her space - you'd want the same. In time, your partner will roll back. The person who veers toward The Cliffhanger could also indicate that he/she is comfortable enough to admit that a good night's sleep is better than cuddling up together (and having to put with snoring or teeth-grinding!)  If distance leaves you lonely, suggest that you at least start the night in close proximity. If you still sense distance, it may be time to have a heart-to-heart talk.
Women depends on man sleeping style	Trust eachother sleeping style
Sayang & usually old man & Young women sleeping style	Man wants to leave a women sleeping style

YOU CAN'T WIN WITH WOMEN

So True Indeed ........

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."


W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"


CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"



The Silent Treatment (ULTIMATE ONE!)

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.


God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Solitude

Lost in the forest, I broke off a dark twig
and lifted its whisper to my thirsty lips:
maybe it was the voice of the rain crying,
a cracked bell, or a torn heart.

Something from far off it seemed
deep and secret to me, hidden by the earth,
a shout muffled by huge autumns,
by the moist half-open darkness of the leaves.

Wakening from the dreaming forest there, the hazel-sprig
sang under my tongue, its drifting fragrance
climbed up through my conscious mind

as if suddenly the roots I had left behind
cried out to me, the land I had lost with my childhood
and I stopped, wounded by the wandering scent.