Quaters or Dollars

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber
whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch
while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and
two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do
you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell
you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the
customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream
store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the
quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and
replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”