Jokes...

* Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
* It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
* A man who surrenders when not Sure, is wise.
A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.
A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest.
* There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
* Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
* Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

*Three Malayali Couples in a Restaurant…. Couple 1: Husband: "aa sugar ingeduthe Panjare…."
Couple 2: Husband: "aa liver ingeduthe Karale…......"
Upon hearing the above conversation, the third couple started……
Couple 3: Wife : kandille manushya, avarudeyokke sneham. Angane venam bharthakkanmar aayal!
Then,

Couple 3: Husband : aa beef ingeduthe Pothe..!!!