Sadarji bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Sardarji: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
Dr: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Sardarji: Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is final game.
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Sardarji: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No; I will stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Sardarji: No, I will also stay with your sister.
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Sardarji: Proudly tells his wife, people consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Sardarji: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! you have come again..
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Sardarji complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take your TV?'
Sadarji: I was watching news on the TV.
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Sadarji comes back to his car and finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to the pole 'Thanks for compliment.'
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How do you recognize Sardarji in the School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
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Santa: I do not want to marry coz I am afraid of women.
Banta: Get married soon, then u'll be afraid of only one woman & start loving all other women!
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Santa bought a car on loan from a bank. He did not pay the dues; the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
Santa got promotion from clerk to manager. He went home and told his wife in new style.You will sleep with a manager today.
Wife fell unconscious. =============================================
Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
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Girl: I want a responsible man as a husband.
Man replies: That's me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood, they say I'm responsible
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