Sardar Again....

One fine day a Girl proposed to a Sardar and Sardar denied simply, saying that in our Family we marry only
our relatives : My Mom married my Dad, my Brother married my Bhabhi, My Uncle married my Aunt and so on.
Hence, please excuse me.
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Sardarjee to a woman: "I want to marry you" . Woman: "But I am one year elder to you."Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."
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Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and
started to eat them."You can't eat your own sandwiches in here,"complained the pub-owner.
So the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.
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Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction. This event really harrased
the social nature of sardarji and then he also decided to wear his pagari (turban) in the backward
direction . While he was on his way to his office another S ardar saw h im and asked
"Sardarji aa rahe ho ke jaarahe ho".
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A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?" It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "To start from
the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning.
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A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were
in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly
soul must answer two questions: 1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T". 2. How many seconds
are there in a year? The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered... 1. The two days of the week
that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow. 2. There are 12
seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today andTomorrow, even though it's not the answer
I expected,so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?" The Sardar replied, "Well,
January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...." Saint Peter lets him in without another word.