Jokz

A man walks past a beggar everyday and gives him Rs.10 and that continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs.7,50 "Well", the beggar thinks, "It's is still better than nothing."
A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes Rs.5. "What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor. "First you give me Rs.10 everyday, then Rs.7.50 and now only Rs.5. What's the problem?"
"Well", the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university. It's very expensive, so i had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further".
"And how many children do you have?" the beggar asked. "Four" the man replies. "Well", says the beggar, "I hope you don't plan to educate them all at my expense"!!!!
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A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is missing."
The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?"
"A month."
"Why did you wait so long to report it?"
"Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn't have any clean clothes to wear."

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A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,
"I would like To buy a pair of pink curtains". The salesman assures her that they have a large election of pink curtains.
He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, "fifteen inches" "Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman.
"That sounds very small, what room are they for?" The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room; they are for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not need curtains!"
The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo ............. I've got Windoooooows!"