Hve a brek..

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a
WISE man tells her that “she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED”.


2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY


3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.



4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters
not their friends.


5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best
wine and BestWoman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine
and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC


6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the
SAME time ?

It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.



7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through aforest.They see an ELEPHANT comingt owards them.

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we areF OUR.



8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missin SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing inyour life.


9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.


10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.



11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because as per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.