Q. Can you get pregnant if you are a virgin?

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Yes.

For example, if a man uses a towel and gets his sperm on it, then a women uses the same towel on her private then the sperm can easily go into her and get her pregnant. (dream on. This is just a silly excuse, like toilet seats. Sperm just aren't that tough.)

• If you are a virgin and a boy uses his penis to touch the outside portion of your vagina and does not penetrate, you are still a virgin, but moisture on the penis (even if he has not ejaculated) may have sperm that will live if it comes into contact with any moisture on the vagina and travel up into the uterus, thus the possibility to become pregnant.
  

• As soon as sperm hits the air it dies so it cannot make you pregnant. If your boyfriends penis was not in your vagina then the chances of you being pregnant is very very low. Unless his penis was inside your vagina you are still a virgin.
  

• Kind of. All it takes to become pregnant is for semen to come in contact with your vagina. So if a male had touched his penis that had pre-ejaculate or ejaculate on it, then he touched your vagina with those same fingers then yes, you can become pregnant. And sperm does not die when it hits the air contrary to most beliefs. Check out this website for more information:http://www.teenwire.com/ask/2001/as-20010102p139.php

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Jokz

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'

Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'
Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'

Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'

Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

This is how business is done!!
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Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."
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Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter :Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
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Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter:Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer:No, I can't.
Waiter:Then does it really matter?
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Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting,
"Daddy!Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.
"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."
"Well, "began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in science."
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Customer:Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
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Customer:Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter:That' s all right sir, he won't drink much.
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
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Customer:Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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Customer :Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter :I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
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1st thief :Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief:But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief :Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.
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Customer:Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
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Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
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An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'
'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.
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Girl : Do you love me?
Boy:Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy :No, mine is undying love.
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There was a brilliant student and his General Knowledge (*GK*) was excellent.
He won every GK Quiz he took part in ....
Then one day he fell in love with a girl...
He proposed the girl, but she flatly rejected him The poor Indian fellow was heart-broken. .
Strangely, after this episode, he became very weak at GK, he stopped taking part in GK Quizzes.....
Now, can u tell WHY ???
Jab Dil Hi Toot Gaya Toh GK Kya Karenge!!
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband:Sure, what are my choices?
Wife :Yes and no.
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Windows 7 Possible 'Bug' Discovered

As Windows 7 is getting closer to its launch day, more and more eyes are turning towards it. Compatibility, security or stability issues are hunted down by Microsoft and testers around the world, so that none slips in the final version.

One possible bug has been recently spotted, labeled as “major” by its finder or “critical” by other voices, and it is said to be capable of altering the launch of the client.

Ryan Price details the bug on his blog: “this particular issue looks strangely out of place and makes you wonder how exactly this passed through validation:
To Reproduce:
1. Run an elevated CMD prompt
2. Run CHKDSK /r
3. With task manager open, you should see your memory quickly gobbled away in the chkdsk.exe process until it either stops at or around 90% or it maxes completely out and crashes the computer.”

World Air traffic Vedio from 0 to 24 Hrs-satellite image.

Watch the Video Clip ….. It's Interesting….

You won’t believe this…The yellow dots are airplanes in the sky during a 24 hour period.

Stay with the picture. You will see the light of the day moving from the east to the west, as the Earth spins on its axis.
Also you will see the aircraft flow of traffic leaving the North American continent and travelling at night to arrive in the UK in the morning. Then you will see the flow changing, leaving the UK in the morning and flying to the American continent in daylight.
It is a 24 hour observation of all of the large aircraft flights in the world, condensed down to about 2 minutes. From space we look like a bee hive of activity.
You could tell it was summer time in the north by the suns foot print over the planet. You could see that it didn't quite set in the extreme north and it didn't quite rise in the extreme south.I have never seen this before. We are taught about the earth's tilt and how it causes summer and winter and have had to imagine just what is going on.
With this 24 hour observation of aircraft travel on the earth's surface, we get to see the daylight pattern move as well.

Woman..

For you real young people who never knew these - that's a 5.25" floppy disk in her hand.
The laptop looks pretty modern, it certainly doesn't have a 5.25" drive in it.
 shes looking a bit confused cause she cant figure out where to put the disk.

Self Management

You are responsible for everything that happens in your life. Learn to accept total responsibility for yourself. If you do not manage yourself, then you are letting others have control of your Life. These tips will help "you" manage "you."

Here is a list of things that help you in self management and which will in turn lead you to the path of success: -
-) Look at every new opportunity as an exciting and new-life experience.
-) Be a professional who exhibits self-confidence and self-assurance in your potential to complete any task.
-) Agree with yourself in advance that you will have a good attitude toward the upcoming task.
-) Frequently ask, "Is what I am doing right now moving me toward my goals?"
-) Do it right the first time and you will not have to take time later to fix it.
-) Accept responsibility for your job successes and failures. Do not look for a scapegoat.
-) Do not view things you do as a "job." View all activities as a challenge.
-) Use your subconscious mind by telling it to do what you do want. Instead of telling yourself, "I can't do that very well," say, "I can do this very well."-) Give yourself points for completing tasks on your "to-do" list in priority order. When you reach 10 points, reward yourself.
-) Practice your personal beliefs. It may be helpful each morning to take 15 minutes to gather your thoughts and say a prayer.
-) Make a commitment to show someone a specific accomplishment on a certain date. The added urgency will help you feel motivated to have it done.
-) Practice self-determination, wanting to do it for yourself.
-) Believe that you can be what you want to be.
-) Never criticize yourself as having a weakness. There is no such thing. You are only talking about a present undeveloped skill or part of yourself that if you so chose, you can change. You do not have any weakness, only untapped potential.
-) Be pleasant all the time-no matter what the situation.
-) Challenge yourself to do things differently than you have in the past. It provides new ideas and keeps you interested.
-) Talk to yourself. A self-talk using positive affirmation is something that is common among all great achievers. They convince themselves that they can accomplish their goals.
-) Create your own "motivation board" by putting up notes of things you need to do on a bulletin board or special wall space. It is an easily visible way to see what you need to work on. When an item is done, remove the note. Also keep your goals listed and pictured on your board.
-) Stay interested in what you are doing. Keep looking for what is interesting in your work. Change your perspective and look at it as someone outside your job would,
-) Establish personal incentives and rewards to help maintain your own high enthusiasm and performance level.

Hi Dear........ ....

I need a perfect friend
To get me through the day,
Someone who's always there
To say that it's okay.

Without you I don't know where I'd be
But you're still here and an angel to me!
You deserve so much more than I can give
And without you I don't know how I'd live.

I need a perfect friend
For comfort when I'm sad,
Who's there when I am happy?
And there when times are bad.

I need a perfect friend
Who likes me just for me,
Someone to understand
And then just let me be.

I wanted a perfect friend,
And I found one in you,
Somebody to support me
In everything I do.

So before it is too late,
One message I must send...
Thanks for everything that you've done,
For you is my perfect friend!

How to Auto Start PC in a Scheduled Time?

Your pc must be hibernating or at standby for auto wake.

click Start -> All Programs -> Accessories -> System Tools -> Scheduled Tasks.

Double-click the "Add Scheduled Task" icon to launch the Scheduled Task Wizard, and click Next. Select a program you'd like to run when your system wakes up (or u can simply select explorer.exe if u have no choice), and schedule the task. On the wizard's last page, check "Open advanced properties for this task when I click Finish" before clicking Finish.

In the resulting Properties dialog box, click the Settings tab, check Wake the computer to run this task, and click OK.

Dairy.....

1. HER DIARY

Saturday night I thought he was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.
I asked him what was wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving.
I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too.
When we got home I felt as if had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent.
Finally I decided to go to bed, about 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts where Somewhere else.
I decided that I could not take it anymore so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.
I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.
I don't know what to do, I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.

2 - HIS DIARY

Today INDIA lost match. Bad Luck...

Just Thinking Of You....................

It's always been so easy for me
to talk about all the little thoughts
and the big important things,
to tell you what's going on in my life
and talk about how I feel with you.

We laugh about life together and
all the memories we've made,
and I feel really lucky
to have you as my friend...

And today just seemed like
a great time to tell you...
that I'm so happy
that YOU are part of my life
and how lucky I am
to have your love!

What would I do without you?
Thank You For Loving Me!!!

Laugh about your mistakes,
But, learn from them.
Joke over your troubles,
But, gather strength from them.
Have fun with your difficulties,
But, overcome them.
That's the way to live LIFE.


Some people, no matter how old they get,
Never lose their beauty --
They merely move it from their faces
Into their hearts.

Hve a Wonderful Dy

Can I Love You?

I gave my heart to you
I set my standards high
I laid my eyes on you,
I laughed and cried with you,
I told u my hopes and dreams,
My love and Fears.


My tears I shed all over your sholder,
In the end,
I came to see that you were
the only girl I could ever trust.
When I see you,
my face lights up with aspiration, and happiness.
When we talk, I can the feel the load unload
with soothing words from you.


I have the feeling of love in my heart.
In my mind,I say "you dont mean a thing."
In my words , I say "you are just a frend."
But in the deep end of my heart,
I think of only you

When I tell you my expectations of a girl,
You tell me never to fall short of what I want.
But only one thing stands in the way-
You are a friend.

Can i still love you the way that i do?

Real Air Plane Crash

World's shortest essay

This is a story of a 16 year old boy from New Hampshire who won the World's shortest essay competition.

He was awarded a scholarship at the University of Harvard for his Imagination and humor ....

Here's an example of absolute Brilliance....

Shortest Essay:

An English university creative writing class was asked to write a Concise essay containing the following elements:


1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) Sex 4) Mystery


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The prize-winner wrote:


"My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who the father is."

തുണിയഴിക്കാന്‍ ഗര്‍ഭം പ്രശ്നമല്ല: കര്‍ദാഷിയാന്‍

ഈ സമയത്തെങ്കിലും പെണ്ണിന്‌ അടങ്ങിയൊതുങ്ങി വീട്ടിലിരുന്നൂടെ? കോട്നി കര്‍ദാഷിയാന്റെ വരാനിരിയ്‌ക്കുന്ന ഫോട്ടോഷൂട്ടിന്റെ വിശേഷങ്ങള്‍ കേട്ടവരാണ്‌ ഇങ്ങനെ ചോദിയ്‌ക്കുന്നത്‌. പൂര്‍ണ ഗര്‍ഭിണിയായിരിക്കുമ്പോള്‍ ക്യാമറയ്‌ക്ക്‌ മുമ്പില്‍ തന്റെ സൗന്ദര്യം പ്രദര്‍ശിപ്പിയ്‌ക്കാനാണത്രേ താരത്തിന്റെ പരിപാടി. ഹോളിവുഡിന്റെ മാദകതാരമായ സാക്ഷാല്‍ കിം കാര്‍ദാഷിയാന്റെ സഹോദരിയാണ് കോട്നി കാര്‍ദാഷിയാന്‍.
ഇ ഡെയ്‌ലി 10 മാഗസിന്‌ നല്‍കിയ അഭിമുഖത്തിലാണ്‌ തന്റെ ഗര്‍ഭകാല സൗന്ദര്യം മറയൊന്നുമില്ലാതെ ക്യാമറയ്‌ക്ക്‌ മുമ്പില്‍ പ്രദര്‍ശിപ്പിയ്‌ക്കാന്‍ ആലോചനയുള്ള കാര്യം കോട്നി വെളിപ്പെടുത്തിയത്‌. ഗര്‍ഭിണിയായിരിക്കുമ്പോള്‍ ക്യാമറയെ അഭിമുഖീകരിയ്‌ക്കാന്‍ മടിയില്ലെന്നും താരം വ്യക്തമാക്കി.
റോളിങ്‌ സ്‌റ്റോണ്‍ മാഗസിനാണ്‌ കോട്നിയുടെ ഗര്‍ഭചിത്രം പകര്‍ത്താന്‍ ഭാഗ്യം ലഭിച്ചിരിയ്‌ക്കുന്നത്‌. വമ്പന്‍ പ്രതിഫലത്തിനാണ്‌ മാഗസിന്‍ ഇത് സ്വന്തമാക്കിയതെന്ന്‌ റിപ്പോര്‍ട്ടുകളുണ്ട്‌.
മുപ്പതുകാരിയായ താരത്തിനപ്പോഴും ജനിയ്‌ക്കാനിരിയ്‌ക്കുന്ന കുഞ്ഞ്‌ ആണോ പെണ്ണോ എന്ന കാര്യം അറിയില്ല. കാണാന്‍ വരുന്നവരോടെല്ലാം ഗര്‍ഭവിശേഷങ്ങള്‍ പങ്കുവെയ്‌ക്കലാണ്‌ കോര്‍ട്നിയുടെ ഇപ്പോഴത്തെ പ്രധാന നേരമ്പോക്ക്‌. എന്തായാലും ആദ്യത്തെ കുഞ്ഞിനെ വരവേല്‌ക്കാനുള്ള ഒരുക്കങ്ങള്‍ താരം തുടങ്ങിക്കഴിഞ്ഞു.

God Calling.........

It seems that late one evening the pastor of the “Almighty God Tabernacle” placed a call to his wife from his office at the church.
Even though he let it ring several times, there was no answer and the answering machine did not pick up the call.
He rushed home to insure that his wife was safe, which she was.
When he asked her why she had not answered his call, she said that the phone never rang.
A few days later the pastor received a call at his office from a man who wanted to know who had called him.
It suddenly dawned on the pastor that when he had tried to call his wife, he had mistakenly dialed this man’s number.
The pastor began to apologize for his mistake, but the man interrupted him.He wanted to tell the pastor a remarkable story: On the night of the call he was contemplating suicide. He asked God to show him some sign if He really existed. It was then that his phone rang and when he looked at his caller ID, he was stunned to see the words “ALMIGHTY GOD,” — the first two words in the church’s name. God had answered the prayer of a disturbed soul by a misdial!
Whether the story is true or merely a legend, it points out to me that God is able to take my most feeble efforts and use them for His purposes.

Current Pune Wedding Pic!..

Current Pune Wedding Pic!..
DUE TO SWINE FLU PANIC IN INDIA

Love Attitude Number

To find your love attitude number,add your birth month and your birth date together. Keep reducing it until it's a single digit.
Example:
January 28
1+28 = 29
2+9 = 11
1+1 = 2;
your love attitude number is 2.Read on below to find out what your love style is supposed to be. If your number is:
One
You are charming imaginative and independent. Usually your style is ahead of others; you know what's in and what's way out. Sometimes you're a little too aggressive when it comes to pursuing a love interest. You have a way of drawing attention wherever you go, and this dramatic flair usually attracts the strongest guys. Your competitive nature either draws or repels guys/gals...but those who can't handle your power aren't your types anyway. At times you can bepossessive, manipulating and deman! ding with your friends and in love relationships. You like guys/gals with lots of intelligence... and knock-'em-dead good looks don't hurt either.
Two
Your love nature is sentimental, romantic and kind. Your easygoing, mild manner
allows almost everyone to feel very comfortable with you - especially shy guys/gals. Your modesty and tact enable you to get along easily with both sexes. You are a natural peacemaker and can be very persuasive with words, which helps you to gain the respect of ! your classmates. You can also be too sensitive at times, and your greatest drawback is a! lack of confidence to stand up for yourself in conflict. Your favorite type of guy/gal is gentle, affectionate, one who is also strong and playful. A great sense of humor is also a must. A guy/gal who loves to listen to music and dance should rank high on your list of favorites, too.
Three
You are imaginative, fun-loving, thrill-seeking and expressive. You're so charming that you attract many friends! and you are almost never lacking guys/gals. In your earlier years, you may be totally shy and self-conscious, but you'll lose those qualities in the high-school years. You can be sort of vain or even a bit of a show-off when you get caught up in exciting events in your life, but you usually redeem yourself in some playful way before you lose a friend. Jealousy shows its! ugly head sometimes, but generally you aren't affected by it unless your guy/gal tries to provoke it. In the guy/gal department, you prefer the athletic or artistic types. You're in absolute heaven wh! en you find both of those qualities in the same guy/gal. When you're looking for love, a guy/gal who can make you laugh scores points, big time!
Four
You tend to be loyal, dedicated and good hearted. You're one of the most diligent students when you really try, and you tend to make your schoolwork a priority. You also express those same qualities in your love relationship. No one is more faithful and trusting than you. In fact, those tendencies can be a little negative in your romantic life! . You may sometimes hang on too long to a guy/gal who doesn't give you t! he respect and love you deserve. You can be stubborn and a bit of a troublemaker if the mood strikes you but you can usually dig yourself out of that hole just in time to stay out of major trouble. You usually fall for extremes when choosing a love mate - he/she may be a show-off or a teacher's pet. Whatever the type, it helps if he/she is good-looking, too, but that's not a major consideration for you.
Five
Your lov! e attitude is adventurous, charismatic and spontaneous. You're creative and adaptable, and you can come up with the most exciting and sometimes daring things to do. Your quick intelligence and way with words help get you out of the
problems that come with being flirtatious and playing hard to get. You need to
pay close attention to your personal values because you love to try new and different things! and easily go along with the crowd and the consequences can put extra strain on your relationship with a boy/girl. You like guys/gals who have great bodies and good lo! oks, along with exceptional brain and high grades. It helps if they are highly athletic or involved in as many activities as you, otherwise you might get bored! Variety is the key to your love attitude number.
Six
You are warm, loving, devoted and affectionate. Your outgoing, thoughtful nature
attracts many girlfriends/boyfriends to you and usually some of the nicest guys/gals too. Because of your need to care, you can end up in a relationship that requires too much care taking to make it balanced. Since home and family play important roles in your life, you are unlikely to be attracted to guys/gals who y! our parents wouldn't like. Sometimes you have a slight jealous streak... but it doesn't last long. Some people with this love attitude number are prone to making harsh judgements of others, especially when others don't share your set of values. You are especially attracted to the good looking,boy/girl-next-door type who is smart as well as a gentle man/woman.
Seven
Your love nature is thoughtful, poetic, mystical and mysterious. A few people with love attitude number seven are class clowns, and they usually attract guys/gals who like to be given a hard time. But most of you are the quiet, reserved types who dislike calling attention to yourself. Your type generally attracts guys who feel the same way you do. Your refined, independent and secretive nature is very alluri! ng to certain guys/gals. At times you can also be somewhat fault finding and a little demanding in your love relationship and with friends. You are mostly attracted to guys/gals who aren't like all the rest; a loner easily attracts you. And, if he/she reads a lot and enjoys learning,he/she is especially perfect for you.
Eight
Your love attitude is confident, powerful and exciting. This number usually makes for a very conscientious student, someone who puts schoolwork ahead of a social life. However, you also enjoy being a leader among your classmates and will seek offices or other positions that enable you to use your leadership skills. Because of this, you can be somewhat intimidating ! to certain guys/gals.You can also be a little too intense, bossy and jealous for yo! ur own good. Your love match is definitely someone who is smart, handsome and popular. You like quality over quantity and will usually wait until the guy/gal with the best attributes comes along.
Nine
You have a sophisticated attitude that is also generous and considerate. Your
responsible, charitable nature may find you attracting guys/gals who want someone to confide in or who makes them feel secure.! At a very young age, you developed the type of personality that makes others feel safe and protected. You will carry these qualities into your adult years and, down the road, you'll be a good mom/dad because of them. On the negative side, you can be argumentative and overly emotional, and you usually possess a temper that can make everyone run for cover. You like the k! ind of guy/gal who is responsible and impeccably dressed and has gorgeous eyes and a great body. Charm, wit and (of course) brilliance could make him the perfect guy/gal for you.

Jokz

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door,
ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene,

the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer,

"You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

"Oh my gooood....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex???!!!!!"
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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
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Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
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Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!
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A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
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Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
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Why were males created before females?
Because you alwas need
a rough draft before the final copy.
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If your eyes are sweet you would
like all the people of the world.
But if your tongue is sweet
all the people of the
world will like you.



Have A Woderful Dy.

How simple my life is now ....

How simple my life is now you are here,
How I cherish each breath,
How I crave the light and laughter you have brought me.
I have fallen in love without taking a step,
Fallen into the sweetest of dreams,
How I hope no one wakes me.
The simplest gesture wraps itself around my heart,
Where I will hold it forever.

Each time we say goodbye a part of me weeps,
Though I know it is not forever
To my aching soul it is an eternity.
I see my happiness shine in your eyes,
Every time you hold my hand my heart skips a beat.
How sweet life is to be yours;
How meaningless life is without you.

They know nothing of the loneliness before you
Nothing of the empty tears I cried day after day,
How did you do it, I ask myself,
How did you banish the fear, the darkness?
You have made me see that nothing is that bad,
That I am strong and worthy of happiness,
You have saved me from myself.

Everyday I wake up and smile to myself
Knowing you are waiting for me,
Knowing you can’t wait to see me.
How would I go on if you were not there to hold me up,
To bless me with your love and light?
How I am glad you have found me
My life is now complete…
I am home.

- Kelly Youens -

Strength of a Man/Beauty of a Woman

Strength of a Man
The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders.
It is seen in the width of his arms that encircle you.

The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice.
It is in the gentle words he whispers.

The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has.
It is how good a buddy he is with his kids.

The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work.
It is in how respected he is at home.

The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits..
It is in how tender he touches.

The strength of a man isn't how many women he's Loved by.
It is in can he be true to one woman.

The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift.
It is in the burdens he can understand and overcome.


Beauty of a Woman

The beauty of a woman
Is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries,
Or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman
Must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.

The beauty of a woman
Is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman
Is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows,
The beauty of a woman
With passing years-only grows.


Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,
but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man

സ്വാതിയെ സ്വന്തമാക്കാന്‍ ആഗ്രഹമുണ്ടോ?

സുബ്രമണ്യപുരം സുന്ദരി സ്വാതിയെ സ്വന്തമാക്കാന്‍ ആഗ്രഹമുണ്ടോ? എങ്കില്‍ അതിനുള്ള അവസരമൊത്തു വരുന്നു. സ്വാതിയെ മാത്രമല്ല, കോളിവുഡില്‍ ഗ്ലാമറിന്റെ പര്യായങ്ങളായ രംഭ, സോന തുടങ്ങിയവരെയെല്ലാം ആരാധകര്‍ക്ക്‌ സ്വന്തമാക്കാനുള്ള അവസരമാണ്‌ അണിയറയില്‍ ഒരുങ്ങുന്നത്‌.
ഇന്ത്യന്‍ മിനി സ്‌ക്രീനില്‍ പുതു ചരിത്രമെഴുതിയ രാഖി സ്വയംവരത്തിന്‌ ശേഷം ഒരുപിടി തെന്നിന്ത്യന്‍ താരങ്ങള്‍ റിയാലിറ്റി ഷോയിലൂടെ സ്വയംവരത്തിന്‌ താത്‌പര്യം പ്രകടിപ്പിച്ച്‌ രംഗത്തെത്തിയെന്നാണ്‌ വാര്‍ത്തകള്‍. ഒരുകാലത്ത്‌ തെന്നിന്ത്യയുടെ രോമാഞ്ചമായിരുന്ന രംഭയും ഐറ്റം നമ്പറുകളുടെ രാജകുമാരിയായ സോനയും സ്വയംവരത്തിന്‌ താത്‌പര്യം പ്രകടിപ്പിച്ചത്‌ കേട്ട്‌ ആരും അമ്പരന്നില്ല. എന്നാല്‍ പുതുമുഖ താരങ്ങളില്‍ പ്രതീക്ഷയുണര്‍ത്തിയ സ്വാതിയും സ്വയംവരത്തിന്‌ ഒരുങ്ങിയിറങ്ങുന്നത്‌ ആരാധകരെ ഞെട്ടിച്ചിട്ടുണ്ട്‌.
സുബ്രമണ്യത്തിന്‌ ശേഷം സ്വാതി അഭിനയിച്ച തെലുങ്ക്‌ ചിത്രമായ അഷ്ടചമ്മ താരത്തിന്‌ മികച്ച നടിയ്‌ക്കുള്ള ഫിലിം ഫെയര്‍ പുരസ്‌ക്കാരം നേടിക്കൊടുത്തിരുന്നു. എങ്കിലും ഒരു തിരക്കുള്ള താരമാകാനും ഗ്ലാമര്‍ റോളിന്‌ ചേരാത്ത നടിയെന്ന പ്രതിഛായ മാറ്റിയെടുക്കാനും സ്വാതിയ്‌ക്ക്‌ കഴിഞ്ഞിരുന്നില്ല. ഈ സാഹചര്യമാണ്‌ സ്വാതിയെ തന്റെ പഴയ തട്ടകമായ മിനിസ്‌ക്രീനിലേക്ക്‌ തിരിച്ചു പോകാന്‍ പ്രേരിപ്പിയ്‌ക്കുന്നത്‌.
എന്തായാലും തെന്നിന്ത്യന്‍ സിനിമാ ലോകത്ത്‌ സ്വയംവര ഭ്രമം വേരുറപ്പിയ്‌ക്കുന്നത്‌ ഏറെ ഗുണകരമാവുക താരങ്ങളുടെ ആരാധകര്‍ക്കാണ്‌. തങ്ങളുടെ ഇഷ്ട നടിമാര്‍ക്കൊപ്പം ഇടപഴകാനും പറ്റുമെങ്കില്‍ താരങ്ങളെ സ്വന്തമാക്കാനുള്ള അവസരമാണ്‌ അവരെ തേടിയെത്തുന്നത്‌. എന്താ ഒരു കൈ നോക്കുന്നോ?
പാരീസ്‌ നഗ്നനൃത്തം ചെയ്‌തുവെന്ന്‌ ആരോപണം
വിവാദങ്ങള്‍ പാരീസിന്‌ പുതുമയല്ല. അതില്‍ അല്‌പം കാര്യമുണ്ടെങ്കില്‍ താരം മിണ്ടാതിരിയ്‌ക്കാറാണ്‌ പതിവ്‌. എന്നാല്‍ കഴിഞ്ഞ ദിവസം പാരീസിനെതിരെ ഉയര്‍ന്ന ആരോപണം ഇത്തിരി കടുത്തു പോയി.
ചൂതാട്ട നഗരമായ ലാസ്‌ വേഗാസിലെ ഒരു ഹോട്ടലില്‍ പാരീസ്‌ നഗ്നനൃത്തമാടിയെന്ന അപവാദമാണ്‌ ഹോളിവുഡില്‍ ഇപ്പോള്‍ പ്രചരിയ്‌ക്കുന്നത്‌.ഹോളിവുഡ്‌ സുന്ദരിയുടെ തരികിടകളെപ്പറ്റിയുള്ള സിക്‌സ്‌ ഡിഗ്രീസ്‌ ഓഫ്‌ പാരീസ്‌ ഹില്‍ട്ടണ്‍ എന്ന പുസ്‌തകത്തിലാണ്‌ ഇക്കാര്യം പരാമര്‍ശിയ്‌ക്കുന്നത്‌.
പാരീസിനൊപ്പം ഹോട്ടല്‍ നഗ്ന നൃത്തമാടിയ എലിസബത്ത്‌ ജാവ്‌റിയാണ്‌ ഇക്കാര്യം വെളിപ്പെടുത്തിയത്‌. ധനികര്‍ക്ക്‌ വേണ്ടിയുള്ള പാര്‍ട്ടിയിലാണ്‌ നഗ്ന നൃത്തം നടക്കാറുള്ളത്‌. പാര്‍ട്ടിയില്‍ പങ്കെടുക്കുന്നവര്‍ ഇഷ്ടപ്പെട്ട സ്‌ത്രീകള്‍ക്ക്‌ വേണ്ടി പണം വാരിയെറിയാറുണ്ട്‌.
ഒരിയ്‌ക്കല്‍ പാരീസും ഇവിടെ നഗ്നനൃത്തം ചെയ്യാനെത്തിയിരുന്നു. പാര്‍ട്ടിയില്‍ നൃത്തം ചെയ്‌തതിന്‌ അയ്യായിരം ഡോളര്‍ വരെ തനിയ്‌ക്ക്‌ കിട്ടിയിട്ടുണ്ടെന്ന്‌ എലിസബത്ത്‌ പറയുന്നു. എന്നാല്‍ പാരീസ്‌ പണം വാങ്ങിയതായി അറിവില്ലെന്നും അവര്‍ വ്യക്തമാക്കി.
എന്തായാലും പുതിയ ആരോപണം പാരീസ്‌ ഹില്‍ട്ടണ്‍ നിഷേധിച്ചിട്ടുണ്ട്‌. ഇത്‌ മുഴുവന്‍ പച്ചക്കള്ളമാണെന്നാണ്‌ താരവുമായി അടുത്തവൃത്തങ്ങളുടെ പ്രതികരണം.

Dictionary...

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage

LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks , nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage

YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth

ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before

CLASSIC: A book which people praise , but never read

SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together

EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes

ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end to all inventions

PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life , to be spoken of when dead

DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river

OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

PESSIMIST: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO , Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY

MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

FATHER: A banker provided by nature

CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other , unless he gets caught

BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later

DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills , and kills you by bills....

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