I Wish

I wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed,
I wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,
I wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight,
& b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite.
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1000 words I could say,
1000 wishes I could pray,
1000 miles legs could walk,
1000 sounds a mouth could talk,
1000 times i'll b true,
1000 ways 2 say i luv u!
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I love three things: the sun, the moon and you,
The sun for the day,
The moon for the night
And you forever.
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I Asked God For A Flower,
He Gave Me A Garden.
I Asked God For A Tree,
He Gave Me A Forest.
I Asked God For A Sea,
He Gave Me Ocean.
I Asked God For An Angel
He Gave Me YOU…

Login to your user account automatically when you start your computer

Login to your user account automatically when you start your computer
Applies to Windows XP Pro and Windows Vista
If you want to simply enter the computer without having to login, you can...You even choose which account you want to automatically login to..

When you login to windows you usually go to the login screen. On the login screen there a list of usernames that have an account on the computer.

There can be one or more users that have an account on the computer. This is where you sign in to an account to use the computer. If you want to bypass this stage and just start using your computer straight way then the instructions below will help you.

How to login to an account automatically when you start windows:
1.Go to the start menu and choose run. If run is not there we will type into the search bar.
2.Type control userpasswords2 in the run box or search bar in Vista.
3.Select a user name by clicking on it once and making it blue.



4.Now untick the box that says Users must enter a user name and password to use this computer.
Press apply.
*Now you must enter the user names password twice and press ok.
*Press ok and exit the User account window.

Why would you want to login to your user account automatically?
*There is nothing important on your computer.
*The computer is for a child to play games on.
*You are lazy and don't want to type in a password.'
*You want to access your computer quickly.
*You are the only user on the computer.
*You are not worried if anyone uses your computer.
Notes:
*Obviously you can only automatically login to one user account at a time, therefore one username can only be set to automatic. To change which account you want to login to you must disable the previous one by replacing the tick in the box Users must enter a user name and password to use this computer.
*Just remember that if you set your computer to automatic login then anyone who turns your computer on can access your user account and all the files and folders.

"അത്‌ലറ്റില്‍നിന്ന്‌ അഭിസാരികയിലേക്ക്‌ ''നിഷാ ഷെട്ടിയുടെ കഥ!

റായ്‌പുര്‍: ക്രിക്കറ്റ്‌ താരങ്ങള്‍ക്ക്‌ ഇ-ക്ലാസ്‌ ബെന്‍സുകളും പോഷ്‌ വില്ലകളും നല്‍കി തോളിലേറ്റി നടക്കുന്ന ഇന്ത്യ മറ്റു കായികതാരങ്ങളെ കാണുന്നതെങ്ങനെ എന്നതിനേപ്പറ്റി അറിയാന്‍ ഛത്തീസ്‌ഗഡിലെ ജയിലിലേക്കു വരുക. വേശ്യാവൃത്തിക്കു പിടിയിലായി ജാമ്യത്തിനു പതിനായിരം രൂപ പോലും കെട്ടിവയ്‌ക്കാനില്ലാതെ ഇരുമ്പഴികള്‍ക്കു പിന്നിലേക്കു തള്ളപ്പെട്ട ഒരു പെണ്‍കുട്ടിയുണ്ട്‌ ഇവിടെ. ഈ പെണ്‍കുട്ടിയുടെ മുഖം നമ്മള്‍ മുമ്പു കണ്ടിട്ടുണ്ട്‌.

പൂനയില്‍ നടന്ന ദേശീയ അത്‌ലറ്റിക്‌ മീറ്റില്‍ വെള്ളിമെഡല്‍ നേടി പോഡിയത്തില്‍ അഭിമാനം തിളങ്ങുന്ന പുഞ്ചിരിയുമായി നിന്നത്‌ ഈ പെണ്‍കുട്ടിയാണ്‌ - നിഷാ ഷെട്ടി! റായ്‌പുരിലെ സമ്പന്നമേഖലയായ ദേവേന്ദ്ര നഗറില്‍ നിന്നു മറ്റു രണ്ടു പെണ്‍കുട്ടികളോടൊപ്പം ശനിയാഴ്‌ചയാണു നിഷ അറസ്‌റ്റിലായത്‌. അമ്പതിനായിരം രൂപയ്‌ക്കു മൂന്നു ബിസിനസുകാരോടൊപ്പം ഒരാഴ്‌ച ചെലവഴിക്കാനാണു നിഷയും കൂട്ടുകാരും ദേവേന്ദ്ര നഗറിലെത്തിയത്‌.

അറസ്‌റ്റ് ചെയ്‌ത പോലീസുകാരോടു നിഷ പറഞ്ഞ കഥകേട്ടു കായികലോകത്തിനു കുറഞ്ഞപക്ഷം നാണക്കേടെങ്കിലും തോന്നിയിട്ടുണ്ടാവണം. 1998-ലെ ദേശീയ ഗെയിംസില്‍ അത്‌ലറ്റിക്‌സില്‍ അസമിനെ പ്രതിനിധീകരിച്ച ഒരു പെണ്‍കുട്ടി അഭിസാരികയുടെ ലേബല്‍ നെറ്റിയിലൊട്ടിച്ചു സമൂഹത്തിനു മുന്നില്‍ മുഖം കുനിച്ചു നില്‍ക്കേണ്ടി വന്ന ഗതികേടിന്റെ കഥ-

ആറുവര്‍ഷം മുമ്പാണു നിഷ പുനെ അത്‌ലറ്റിക്‌ മീറ്റില്‍ ഹൈജമ്പിനു വെള്ളിമെഡല്‍ നേടുന്നത്‌.. ഫുട്‌ബോളില്‍ അസമിനെ പ്രതിനിധീകരിച്ചു മല്‍സരത്തിനെത്തിയ സുനില്‍ഷെട്ടിയുമായി അന്നത്തെ ഇരുപതുകാരി പ്രണയത്തിലാകുന്നതും ഇവിടെ വച്ചു തന്നെ. സുനിലുമായുള്ള പ്രണയം നിഷയുടെ വീട്ടുകാര്‍ക്ക്‌ ഇഷ്‌ടമായിരുന്നില്ല. എല്ലാ എതിര്‍പ്പുകളേയും അവഗണിച്ച്‌ ആ പ്രണയം വിവാഹത്തിലെത്തി. ഒരു വര്‍ഷത്തിനു ശേഷം അവര്‍ക്കൊരു പെണ്‍കുഞ്ഞ്‌ പിറന്നു. ജീവിതച്ചെലവു ക്രമീകരിക്കാന്‍ സുനിലിന്‌ ഒരു ജോലിയുടെ ആവശ്യമുണ്ടായിരുന്നു.

സര്‍ക്കാര്‍ ജോലിക്കായി നിരവധി വാതിലുകളില്‍ മുട്ടിയെങ്കിലും ഫുട്‌ബോളര്‍ എന്ന നിലയിലുള്ള മികവു പോലും ആ യുവാവിനെ തുണച്ചില്ല. കടുത്ത വിഷാദത്തിലേക്കു വഴുതിവീണ സുനില്‍ അഭയം പ്രാപിച്ചതു മദ്യത്തിലാണ്‌. മൂന്നു വര്‍ഷത്തിനു ശേഷം വൃക്കത്തകരാറിന്റെ രൂപത്തില്‍ മദ്യം സുനിലിന്റെ ജീവിതത്തിന്‌ അവസാനവാക്കെഴുതി.. വീട്ടുകാര്യങ്ങള്‍ മാത്രം നോക്കിയിരുന്ന നിഷയാവട്ടെ സുനിലിന്റെ മരണത്തോടെ ആകെത്തകര്‍ന്നു. 'സ്‌പോര്‍ട്‌സ് ക്വാട്ടയില്‍ ഒരു ജോലി ലഭിക്കുമെന്നു പ്രതീക്ഷിച്ചതാണു ഞങ്ങള്‍ക്കു പറ്റിയ തെറ്റ്‌...' കണ്ണീരോടെ നിഷ കോടതിക്കു മുന്നില്‍ മനസു തുറന്നു.തന്റേയും കുഞ്ഞിന്റേയും വിശപ്പകറ്റാന്‍ സര്‍ക്കാരിന്റേതല്ലെങ്കിലും നിഷയ്‌ക്ക് ഒരു ജോലി ആവശ്യമായിരുന്നു. പലയിടത്തും ജോലി അന്വേഷിച്ച ശേഷമാണു നിഷ ഒരു വര്‍ഷം മുംബൈയിലെത്തിയത്‌. മുംബൈയില്‍ അവളെ ഇരുകൈയും നീട്ടി സ്വീകരിച്ചതു സെക്‌സ് റാക്കറ്റായിരുന്നു. രാജ്യത്തിന്റെ അഭിമാനമായിരുന്ന കായികതാരം അഭിസാരികയുടെ മുല്ലപ്പൂമാല എടുത്തണിയാന്‍ നിര്‍ബന്ധിതയായി.

Safest Place on Earth

ലോകത്തിലെ ഏറ്റവും സുരക്ഷിതമായ സ്ഥലം ഏതെന്ന്
ഡിസ്കവറി ചാനല്‍ കണ്ടെത്തിയിരിക്കുന്നു.








അത്ഭുതം എന്ന് പറയട്ടെ അത് നമ്മുടെ
ഈ കൊച്ചു കേരളത്തില്‍ ആണ്.

Jokes

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.

"Why are you crying?" Bob asked.

"I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill.

"So? Are you afraid?"

"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely.

Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?"

To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"


Pray Before Eating

Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away.

" Logan , wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him.

"I don't have to," the little boy replied.

"Of course you do," his mother insisted, "we say a prayer before eating at our house."

"That's at our house," Logan explained, "but this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook."


GAMBLING

Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to tell her that little Johnny was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that.

After Little Johnny’s first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, I think I broke his gambling???. The father asked how and she said, He bet me $5.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.

DAMN! said the father.
What’s wrong, the teacher asked.

Little Johnny’s father said, This morning he bet me $100.00 he would see his teacher’s butt before the day was over!


Boyfriend

A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can set in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good.

The comedies make me laugh. I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV and the picture was horrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting on the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door.

When he opened the door, there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son is your grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

Human Race


A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?"

The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made."

A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them."

The confused girl returns to her mother and says, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God , and Papa says we developed from monkeys?"

The Mother answers, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side."


TAMPONS WONDER

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replied.

The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"

The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one. "

g mail shortcut

Shortcut Key Definition Action c Compose Allows you to compose a new message. <Shift> + c allows you to compose a message in a new window. / Search Puts your cursor in the search box. k Move to newer conversation Opens or moves your cursor to a more recent conversation. You can hit <Enter> to expand a conversation. j Move to older conversation Opens or moves your cursor to the next oldest conversation. You can hit <Enter> to expand a conversation. n Next message Moves your cursor to the next message. You can hit <Enter> to expand or collapse a message. (Only applicable in 'Conversation View.') p Previous message Moves your cursor to the previous message. You can hit <Enter> to expand or collapse a message. (Only applicable in 'Conversation View.') o or <Enter> Open Opens your conversation. Also expands or collapses a message if you are in 'Conversation View.' u Return to conversation list Refreshes your page and returns you to the inbox, or list of conversations. e Archive Archive your conversation from any view. m Mute Archives the conversation, and all future messages skip the Inbox unless sent or cc'd directly to you. Learn more. x Select conversation Automatically checks and selects a conversation so that you can archive, apply a label, or choose an action from the drop-down menu to apply to that conversation. s Star a message or conversation Adds or removes a star to a message or conversation. Stars allow you to give a message or conversation a special status. ! Report spam Marks a message as spam and removes it from your conversation list. r Reply Replies to the message sender. <Shift> + r allows you to reply to a message in a new window. (Only applicable in 'Conversation View.') a Reply all Replies to all message recipients. <Shift> +a allows you to reply to all message recipients in a new window. (Only applicable in 'Conversation View.') f Forward Forwards a message. <Shift> + f allows you to forward a message in a new window. (Only applicable in 'Conversation View.') <Esc> Escape from input field Removes the cursor from your current input field. <Ctrl> + s Save draft Saves the current text as a draft when composing a message. Hold the <Ctrl> key while pressing s and make sure your cursor is in one of the text fields -- either the composition pane, or any of the To, CC, BCC, or Subject fields -- when using this shortcut. # Delete Moves the conversation to Trash. l Label Opens the Labels menu to label a conversation. v Move to Moves the conversation from the inbox to a different label, Spam or Trash. <Shift> + i Mark as read Marks your message as 'read' and skip to the next message. <Shift> + u Mark as unread Marks your message as 'unread' so you can go back to it later. [ Archive and previous Archives your conversation and moves to the previous one. ] Archive and next Archives your conversation and moves to the next one. z Undo Undoes your previous action, if possible (works for actions with an 'undo' link). <Shift> + n Update current conversation Updates your current conversation when there are new messages. q Move cursor to chat search Moves your cursor directly to the chat search box. y Remove from Current View* Automatically removes the message or conversation from your current view. From 'Inbox,' 'y' means Archive From 'Starred,' 'y' means Unstar From 'Trash,' 'y' means Move to inbox From any label, 'y' means Remove the label * 'y' has no effect if you're in 'Spam,' 'Sent,' or 'All Mail.' . Show more actions Displays the 'More Actions' drop-down menu. ? Show keyboard shortcuts help Displays the keyboard shortcuts help menu within any page you're on. Combo-keys - Use the following combinations of keys to navigate through Gmail. Shortcut Key Definition Action <tab> then <Enter> Send message After composing your message, use this combination to send it automatically. (Supported in Internet Explorer and Firefox, on Windows.) y then o Archive and next Archives your conversation and moves to the next one. g then a Go to 'All Mail' Takes you to 'All Mail,' the storage site for all mail you've ever sent or received (and have not deleted). g then s Go to 'Starred' Takes you to all conversations you have starred. g then c Go to 'Contacts' Takes you to your Contacts list. g then d Go to 'Drafts' Takes you to all drafts you have saved. g then i Go to 'Inbox' Returns you to the inbox. g then t Go to 'Sent Mail' Takes you to all mail you've sent. * then a Select all Selects all mail. * then n Select none Deselects all mail. * then r Select read Selects all mail you've read. * then u Select unread Selects all unread mail. * then s Select starred Selects all starred mail. * then t Select unstarred Selects all unstarred mail.

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A beautiful life does not just happen.
It builds daily..
In prayer, humility, sacrifice and love.
May a beautiful life be yours.
Today and forever

Shilpa in a 'kiss row' again!

Bollywood's leggy lass Shilpa Shetty is once again in the news. No not for launching any new venture, but for getting a kiss on her rosy cheeks.
Shilpa's recent visit to Sakhigopal temple has already garnered enough controversies and now this 'kiss row'. As per reports, temple's priest was so happy with Shilpa's visit that while blessing her, he planted a kiss on her cheeks.
Though Shilpa flashed her dazzling smile for shutterbugs, her visit to the temple and shooting in the premises has raised many eyebrows.
Our verdict: This is much about nothing!

(Hindustan Times)

How to use and show all keyboard shortcuts in Word 2007

How to use and show all keyboard shortcuts in Word 2007

There is a great little trick that I actually discovered by accident. If you press the ALT key when you have a word document open, the shortcut keys appear over the button they apply to. Just try it for yourself. You will see that Alt-F = Office Button, Alt-1 = Save, Alt-2 = Undo, Alt-3 = Redo, Alt-H = Home tab, Alt-N = Insert tab, Alt-P = Page Layout tab, Alt-S = References tab, Alt-M = Mailings tab, Alt-R =Review tab, Alt-V =View tab, Alt-L = Developer tab, and Alt-B = Acrobat tab. You might have different tabs enabled on your Word 2007 however what ever tabs you do have, they will show the keyboard shortcut for it. Below is a screenshot of what you will see.
Word 2007 keyboard shortcuts

How to see the keyboard shortcuts for the individual tabs?
When you have a tab open, there are more keyboard shortcuts to see if you have used the ALT key to open the tab. For example if you go to the Insert tab by pressing ALT-N only then will you be able to see the extra shortcuts available.
If you click on the Insert tab with your mouse you will not be able to see these individual tab shortcuts. See the screenshot below. To get to this stage this is what I pressed.

1. I pressed the ALT key only to see what the shortcuts are and to start the process. See above screenshot for the first step.
2. Then I pressed N only to get to the insert tab.
3. Now I can see all the shortcuts for the Insert tab. Now if I press a letter listed below it will be like pushing that button.



How to insert a picture into a word document using keyboard shortcuts?
To insert a picture into your word 2007 document simply press these keys on your keyboard in order.

1. ALT key
2. N key
3. P key

Now you will have a dialog box open to browse for the picture to insert to the document. To change to another tab to use its shortcuts simply press ALT. The ALT gets turned on and off.
How to add a border to your page using keyboard shortcuts?
To add a border into your word 2007 document simply press these keys on your keyboard in order.

1. ALT key
2. P key
3. Then quickly press the P and then B key.

Then the page border properties will open and you can choose if you want a shadowed border, thin or thick border, or anything to do with borders.
keyboard shortcuts for word 2007


Notes on using keyboard shortcuts in Microsoft word 2007:

* You can experiment on an unimportant document.
* Just remember that to change to a different tab you need to press ALT, then Press ALT again to restart and choose another tab.
* You will find your own favorite keyboard shortcuts in Word 2007 that will make your life so much easier.

A Brother Just Like You

I just want to let you know
You mean the world to me
Only a heart as dear as yours
Would give so unselfishly

The many things you've done
All the times that you were there
Help me know deep down inside
How much you really care

Even though I might not say
I appreciate all you do
Richly blessed is how I feel
Having a brother just like you.
A Sister Like You

Someone who will understand
Who knows the way I feel
In every situation
Her concern is very real

Someone who has walked my ways
Who knows my every need
Times when she would see me cry
Her heart would nearly bleed

Everyone should have a sister
Just the way I do
Richly blessed is what I am
To have a sister like you
A Sister is Forever

Simple vs. Real Friends

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and
stays late to help you,clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.



A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A simple friend will read and throw this letter away.
A real friend will send it back to you until
he's sure it's been received.