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Wednesday, July 8, 2009



Fake friendship

Best friends forever
is what you would say
but i guess you lied
and broke my heart in every way

you were the one i could count on
the one to always be there
it meant the world to me
but you didn't even care

so many memories
so many times
you were there for me
you cried when i cried

little by little
you drifted away
you got what you wanted from me
and you went away

what i learned was
its true what they say
people don't become evil
they are born that way

so go on
and be with your precious friends
but you should know in th end
they'll leave you for the next trend...

Copy pasted by me (Roshu) for my best fake friend.

In the rain.......




I am singing in the rain......

When the clouds above me so dark
When the stars are not be seen in the sky
When the moon is gone away from the site
When the cool breeze being to touch me softly
When the thunder and lightening make me afraid
Then the rain begin to shower upon me

I am singing and dancing in the rain
I am playing and falling in the rain
I am dreaming and laughing in the rain
What a glorious feelings that I have when its rain

When I hold you hands and walk in the rain
When your arm around my waist hold like a chain
When my umbrella being to dance in the air
When the rain water rush down to the canal
When the street lights blink on the streets
Then my love for you is singing in the rain

I am singing and dancing in the rain
I am playing and falling in the rain
I am dreaming and laughing in the rain
What a glorious feelings that I have when its rain.

Without You

Without you, the city falls asleep softly,
Without you, the color disappears slowly,
Without you, the trees forget the wind,
Without you, the night is chagrined.

Without you, my music does not amaze,
Without you, my hours are days,
Without you, my heart gets bored,
Without you, my steps are too heavy and not labored.

Without you, my thoughts prevent me from going to bed,
Without you, I do not distinguish the horizon ahead,
Without you, there are no heavens,
Without you, the time forgets its reasons.

Without you, I am afraid of the next day not chosen,
Without you, the haze conceals the splendid ocean,
Without you, I do not figure or picture anything pleasant,
Without you, I am wondering this question at this moment...

My love, where are you hidden?
Without you, my happiness is forbidden,
My heart without you, is not at all replete,
My life without you, is so incomplete...

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Be Positive



A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: 'I am blind, please help.' There were only a few coins in the hat.










A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.








Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy.. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, 'Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?'


The man said, 'I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way.' What he had written was: 'Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it.'
Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing?




Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?
Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.


The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling…
And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it!!
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Keep on smiling



1. January to December
Sunday to Saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed..... ..
u....
R....
always....
a HEADACHE to me !!!!

2. When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the World seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u an eye specialist !!

3. If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage

4. During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ? He is given his last chance to run away.

5. Just close ur eyes and think of yourself for 10 seconds..... .
Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool........ ....


7. I wrote ur name on the sands....... ......
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air......... ......... .........
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart....... ......
i got a HEART ATTACK

8. LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes... But dont worry - we are chain smokers

9. ur smile can be compared to a flower ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo ur inocence to a child but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best


10. True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy so when
u need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

11. Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

12. I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRU! NK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!


13. when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot

14. Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !

15. The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love


16. SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality SO....
Brush ur Teeth FROM today onwards

17. A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

18. History Teacher : F! rom where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....


19. Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide
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Saturday, July 4, 2009

Meaning of Love

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Since a very long time ago, people have searched for the meaning of love. But even the great philosophers, with their profound definitions, could not fully touch its true essence. In a survey of 4-8 year olds, kids share their views on love. But what do little kids know about love? Read on and be surprised that despite their young and innocent minds, kids already have a simple but deep grasp of that four-letter word.
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"Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way."
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"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."
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"When someone loves you, the way she says your name is different. You know that your name is safe in her mouth."
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"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."

"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."

"Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at him because you know it would hurt his feelings."
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"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
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"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
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"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss but they look happy and sometimes they dance in the kitchen while kissing."
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"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."
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"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate."
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"Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no."
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"When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared she won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only does she still love you, she loves you even more."
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"There are 2 kinds of love. Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them."
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"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."
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"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they've know each other so well."
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"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."
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"Love is-if you hold hands and sit beside each other in the cafeteria. That means you're in love. Otherwise, you can sit across from each other and be okay."
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"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."
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"Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken."
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"Don't feel so bad if you don't have a boyfriend. There's lots of stuff you can do without one."
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"Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."
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"If you want somebody to love you, then just be yourself. Some people try to act like somebody else, somebody the boy likes better. I think the boy isn't being very good if he does this to you and you should just find a nicer boy."


"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day"
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"When you're born and see your mommy for the first time.
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"Love is what makes people hide in the dark corners of movie theaters."
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"Love goes on even when you stop breathing and you pick up where you left off when you reach heaven."
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"My enemies taught me how to love."
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"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."
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"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
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"You have to fall in love before you get married. Then when you're married, you just sit around and read books together."
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"I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her."
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"Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying."
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"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you."
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"Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."
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"You never have to be lonely. There's always somebody to love, even if it's just a squirrel or a kitten."
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"You can break love, but it won't die."



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Friday, July 3, 2009

Jokes






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13 ways to relieve stress

Stress Reliever #1


Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

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Stress Reliever # 2


Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

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Stress Reliever # 3


Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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Stress Reliever # 4


Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the
night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."

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Stress Reliever # 5


Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it.. He wants to scare his parents."

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Stress Reliever # 6


A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

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Stress Reliever # 7


Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

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Stress Reliever # 8


Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

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Stress Reliever # 9


A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.


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Stress Reliever # 10


Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are
sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!

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Stress Reliever # 11


Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.

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Stress Reliever # 12


A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face
or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of
humour.

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Stress Reliever # 13


Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are
you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.


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The 7 Most Beautiful-But-Deadly Flowers in the World


Beautiful as they may be, some flowers are much more than they appear to be. Believe it or not, these seemingly harmless plants can really ruin your vacation. To help you know what flowers to stay away from on your trips, with a list of the worlds most attractive but dangerous flowers:

7. Daphne

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Also known as lady laurel or paradise plant, Daphne is a 1-1.5 meters tall shrub, usually grown for its scented flowers. All parts of the plant are poisonous, but the greatest concentrations are in the sap and berries.

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Daphne contains mezerine and daphnin, two powerful toxins that cause stomach aches, headaches, diarrhea, delirium and convulsions. If Daphne berries are consumed, the victim might fall into a coma and even die.

6. Lily of the Valley

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Just like the Daphne, Lily of the Valley may look beautiful and harmless, but it is entirely poisonous. Eating one or two of the plants bell-shaped flowers wont hurt you very much, especially if youre an adult.

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Eaten in large quantities, Lily of the Valley causes pain in the mouth, nausea, vomiting, cramps and diarrhea. People with heart conditions should be most careful since the toxins cause the heartbeats to slow down or become irregular.

5. Belladonna

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Known as one of the most poisonous plants in the Western hemisphere, Belladonna contains potentially lethal tropane alkaloids. The entire plant is harmful, but its good-looking berries pose the most danger, especially to kids.

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The symptoms of Belladona, or Deadly Nightshade poisoning are dilated pupils, blurred vision, headaches, hallucinations, delirium and convulsions. Atropine, the toxin contained by Belladona, can kill a person by disrupting the nervous systems ability to regulate breathing, sweating and heart rate.

4. Angels Trumpet

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Despite its name, theres something very evil about this plant. The toxins it contains can be fatal to humans and a number of animals. Known as a powerful hallucinogen, Angels Trumpet should not be used for recreational purposes, since the risk of an overdose is very high.

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Angels Trumpet plants contain a variable amount of tropane alkaloids, like atropine and scopolamine, and it is used in shamanic rituals by indigenous tribes in western Amazonia.

3. Rhododendron

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This popular evergreen shrub, featuring large, beautiful blooms, has been known for its toxicity since ancient times. Xenophon recorded the odd behavior of a group of Greek soldiers who had eaten honey from rhododendron flowers.

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Rhododendron contains andromedatoxin which causes nausea, severe pains, paralysis and even death. Azaleas, members of the same plant-family as rhododendron, are also poisonous.

2. Oleander

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Oleander is known as one of the most poisonous plants on Earth, often used in suicidal cases around southern India. The numerous toxic compounds contained in the entire Oleander plant, including oleandrin and neriine, affect the nervous, digestive and cardiovascular systems, all at the same time.

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Oleander poisoning leads to drowsiness, tremors, seizures, coma and even death. The plants sap causes skin irritation and severe eye inflammation.

1. Autumn crocus

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One of the most endangered plants in the world, Autumn crocus is also probably the most poisonous. It contains colchicine, a deadly drug used effectively in the treatment for gout. Unlike other toxins found in the flowers above, colchicine, an arsenic-like poison has no antidote.

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Autumn crocus poisoning leads to reduced blood pressure and cardiac arrest.