Easy to occupy a place in the telephone directory.
Difficult to occupy the heart of somebody.

Easy to judge the errors of others.
Difficult to recognize our own errors.

Easy to hurt those whom we love.
Difficult to heal those wounds.

Easy to forgive others.
Difficult to ask for forgiveness.

Easy to exhibit victory.
Difficult to assume defeat with dignity..

Easy to dream every night.
Difficult to fight for a dream.

Easy to pray every night.
Difficult to find God in the smallest of things.

Easy to say we love.
Difficult to demonstrate it every day.

Easy to criticize everybody.
Difficult to better / perfect ourselves.

Easy to think of improving.
Difficult to stop thinking & really do it.

Easy to receive.
Difficult to give.

Frnds 4 EvEr

Running to you once again
With big tears in my eyes
You pull me close in a brotherly hug
And just let me cry

Offering me a haven
In my time of need
Means so very much more
Then you could ever see


Your friendship is the greatest gift
It abides with me always
Just knowing that you are around
Gives me the courage to stay

The smiles that you send my way
The looks that say you care
Help me through the hardest days
In a world that?s so unfair


you must think I?m crazy
Every time that I complain
That ?Someone? is being stupid
Or causing me more pain


But you have stayed right with me
I know you?ve always tried
To help me face the honest truth
When I just wanted to hide

So love and hugs I send to you
Across the many miles
And hope that I, in turn, can be
A friend that brings you smiles

A Cute Short Love Story

A Boy had cancer and he had 1 month to live. He liked a girl working in Cd shop very much but he didn't tell about his love.

Every Day he used to go cd shop and buy a cd to talk to her.After a month boy died.

When girl went and asked about him to his mom, his mother said he died and girl saw all cds unopend and the girl started criying. U know why? she had kept her own love letters inside the cd pack because she also loved him.

Thinking is most.

Beauty of a Woman

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.

For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.

For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.

For beautiful hair, let a child run his or her fingers through it once a day.

For poise, walk with the knowledge you'll never walk alone.
People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; Never throw out anybody.

Remember, If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.

The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, but true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows, and the beauty of a woman with passing years only grows!

ചാറ്റിങ്ങ് ക്ലാസ്സ് - 4500 നൂതനാശയങ്ങള്‍ കിട്ടി

ചാറ്റിങ്ങ് ഒരു കലയാണ് , ചിലര്‍ക്ക് അത് ജന്മാനാ തന്നെ പൈതൃക ഗുണമായിക്കിട്ടുന്നു , മറ്റ് ചിലര്‍ സ്ഥിരൊത്സാഹത്തോടെ ആര്‍ജ്ജിച്ചെടുക്കുന്നു , എന്നിരുന്നാലും ശരിയായ ഒരു പരിശീലന പദ്ധതി നിങ്ങളുടെ ഉള്ളിലെ ചാറ്റിങ്ങ് ജീനിനെ പരിപോഷിപ്പിക്കാനുതകും എന്ന വിശ്വാസത്തോടെയാണ് , ഈ ചാറ്റിങ്ങ് ക്ലാസ്സ് ഇവിടെ ആരംഭിച്ചിരിക്കുന്നത് .

അധ്യായം - ഡാ

നമ്മള്‍ എന്തു സംസാരിക്കുമ്പോഴും "ഡാ " എന്നു ചേര്‍ക്കണം..എന്നാലെനമ്മളോടൊപ്പം ചാറ്റ് ചെയ്യുന്ന വ്യക്തിക്ക് ഒരു ഇമ്പ്രെഷന്‍ കൊടുക്കാനാണ് , അല്ലെങ്കില്‍ നമ്മള്‍ വെറും രാജ്യമാണെന്ന് [country] അവര്‍ തെറ്റിദ്ധരിക്കും
for ex : - iam going da , you come da , poda , same to you da , good
morning da ,

നമുക്കൊരു തെറ്റിദ്ധാരണയുണ്ട് ആണുങ്ങളെയാണ് നമ്മള്‍ “ഡാ” എന്ന് വിളിക്കുന്നത് , അത് തികച്ചും തെറ്റാണ് ,ഫെമിനിസത്തിന്റെ ഈ കാലഘട്ടത്തില്‍ പെണ്‍കുട്ടികളെയാണ് നമ്മള്‍ കൂടുതലായി “ ഡാ “ വിളിക്കേണ്ടത് , എന്നാലെ നമ്മളും മോഡേണാവൂ ..

for ex : ഇത് ഒരു ആണ്‍കുട്ടിയും പെണ്‍കുട്ടിയും തമ്മിലുള്ള സംസാരമാണ് ,

A: yesterday i not sleep daa
B: me too daa
A : i luv u daa ,
B: i luv u 2 much daa
A. po daaa

ഇതിലാരാ ശരിക്കും “ ഡാ “ ശരിക്കും “ഡീ” എന്ന് ദൈവത്തിന് പോലും തിരിച്ചറിയന്‍ കഴിയില്ല, അങ്ങനെയായിരിക്കണം ചാറ്റ് ചെയ്യേണ്ടത് .

പിന്നെയുള്ള ഒരു കാര്യം buddy , guys, lols , yaap. oops, nops എന്നൊക്കെ ഇടക്കിടക്ക് പറയണം ഒരു കാര്യോമില്ലെങ്കിലും , ഞങ്ങട “ ഗഡ്ഡി “ എന്ന വിളി ത്രിശൂര്‍ പൂരത്തിനു വന്ന സായിപ്പിനു ഇഷ്ടപ്പെട്ടിട്ട് മൂപ്പരത് അത്
buddy ആക്കി മാറ്റി ഇംഗ്ലീഷിലിട്ടതാണ് , പിന്നെ “ guys “ എന്നൊക്കെ ചാറ്റിങ്ങില്‍ അടിക്കുമ്പോള്‍ അക്ഷരം മാറി "gays " എന്നായാല്‍ അടി പാഴ്സല്‍ വരുന്നത് കൊണ്ട് അവിടെ ഒന്ന് ശ്രദ്ധിക്കണം . LOLs എന്ന വാക്കുണ്ടാക്കിയ സായിപ്പിന്റെ നിഘണ്ടുവില്‍ അതിനര്‍ത്ഥം " laughing out loudly " ചിരിച്ച് പണ്ടാറമടങ്ങുക , പക്ഷെ നമ്മള്‍ അതൊന്നും
കാര്യമായെടുക്കരുത് , നമ്മളുടെ LOLs ന്റെ ഉദ്ദേശം വേറെ ആണ് , വളരെ ലോലമായ ഹൃദയമുള്ള ആളെന്നോ , ലോലമായ മനസുള്ള ആളാണെന്നോ അല്ലെങ്കില്‍ നാട്ടുമ്പുറത്തെ ലോലന്‍ എന്ന പേരായോ എങ്ങനെ വേണമെങ്കിലും എടുക്കാം , പക്ഷെ LOLs ഒഴിവാക്കി ഒരു പരിപാടിയില്ല , അമ്മൂമ്മ സീരിയസ് ആയി ഡേറ്റും കാത്ത് കിടക്കുന്നതിന് അനുശോചനം പറയാനായാലും ക്രൈസിസ് വന്ന് കമ്പനി പൂട്ടിപ്പോവാന്‍ പോകുന്ന മെസ്സേജാണെങ്കിലും പറയണം LOLs , ഇംഗ്ലീഷുകാരോട്
പോവാന്‍ പറ , നമ്മള്‍ തീരുമാനിക്കും അര്‍ത്ഥോം പര്യായൊമൊക്കെ .

for ex :

how r u da ..lol
iam fine daa lol
how is crisis in ur company
very bad situation da ..lol
iam sorry daa lol

രണ്ടാം അധ്യായം - [chating special മലയാളം ]

“കൂട്ടം “ മലയാളത്തെ പ്രോത്സാഹിപ്പിക്കുന്നത് കൊണ്ട് ഇംഗ്ലീഷ് പദങ്ങള്‍ മലയാളീകരിച്ചിരിക്കുകയാണ് , ഇംഗ്ലീഷില്‍ ചാറ്റ് ചെയ്യില്ല എന്ന് നിര്‍ബന്ധബുദ്ധിയുള്ള മലയാളികള്‍ക്ക് വേണ്ടി മലയാളത്തില്‍ പരിഭാഷപ്പെടുത്തിയതാണ് .ഇത് പൊതുവില്‍ ഉപയോഗിക്കുന്ന കുറച്ച് പദങ്ങള്‍ മാത്രമാണ് , അടുത്ത ക്ലാസ്സില്‍ അല്പം കൂടി വിപുലമാക്കുന്നതായിരിക്കും

good morning - നല്ല കാലത്ത്
whats up - എന്താണ് മുകളില്‍
get lost - നഷ്ടപ്പെട്ട് പോയി
carry on - ചുമന്നോളൂ
take care - സൂക്ഷിച്ച് എടുക്കൂ
fine - പിഴ
great - വലുത്
catch you later - നിന്നെ പിന്നെ പിടിച്ചോളാം
you Rockking - നീ പാറ രാജാവ്

മൂന്നാം അധ്യായം [ American english ]

ഇത് അമേരിക്കന്‍ ഇംഗ്ലീഷിന്റെ കാലമാണ്, അമേരിക്കന്‍ ഇംഗ്ലീഷ് പലതും മലയാളത്തില്‍ തെറി പോലെ ഒക്കെ തോന്നുമെങ്കിലും അതാണ് ഇപ്പോഴത്തെ ട്രെന്റ് , എന്തെങ്കിലും പറയുമ്പോള്‍ അതില്‍ "wannaa " gonnaa " എന്ന് കൂട്ടിപ്പറയുക ,

for ex - you wanna gonna for a food.

10 Natural Tips for Healthy Physical Intimacy

1. Accept your sensuality. Millions of people – both men and women – aren’t comfortable with their libidos, says Dr Marian Dunn of the Center for Human Sexuality. When you’re comfortable with physical intimacy, you can freely admit and explore your full range of desires.


2. Compromise with your partner. If you crave physical intimacy every night and your partner wants it once a month, you’ll need to meet in the middle. Being happy in your relationship involves openly discussing when and how often physical intimacy happens. This natural tip for a healthy love life requires honest discussion about different views on your libido and physical and emotional intimacy.


3. Move your body. The more oxygen, fresh air, and movement you give your body during the day (walking, biking, swimming, chasing after your children), the more sensual you’ll feel overall. Physical and emotional intimacy is connected to how active you are during the day. Exercising doesn’t deplete energy, it increases it!


4. Unwind before you hit the sheets. There’s nothing less sexy than worrying about bills,
   work, investments, or politics when you’re striving for a healthy sex life. This natural tip for a healthy love life involves de-stressing before you go to bed. Have a bubble bath, snuggle with your partner, or go for a long walk. The less tense you are, the more you’ll enjoy emotional
   and physical intimacy.


5. Use protection. If you’re with a new partner, make sure you’re protected against HIV or other diseases. Insist on good protection – or a healthy love life won’t be yours.


6. Practice being naked. This natural tip involves your self-esteem and self-confidence. If you feel awkward and embarrassed when you’re naked, you won’t enjoy your partner in bed. Repeat to yourself: “I don’t have to look perfect to enjoy love!” Go to a nude beach or change in the dressing room at the pool, and get used to being around people when you’re nude. This will increase the
   physical and emotional intimacy in your relationship.


7. Enjoy a healthy diet. Get away from the fast food, soda pop, and processed sugar! Did you see what happened to Morgan in Supersize Me?! Healthy fruits, veggies, grains, beans, and the occasional hunk of meat will make you feel better and more energetic. This natural tip for healthy physical intimacy can help you lose weight, too.


8. Examine your prescriptions. If you have absolutely no appetite for intimacy, look into the medications you’re taking. Some, such as birth control pills or antidepressants, can inhibit your libido. Talk to your doctor about how your prescriptions are affecting your love life. You may not be able to quit taking your prescription, but your doctor may offer additional tips
   for healthy intimacy that speak to your specific condition.


9. Try new things. To fully enjoy physical and emotional intimacy with your partner, stay away from the routine! New toys, lingerie, places, or even foods can help spice up your love life and increase your desire. Physical intimacy at any age can be enhanced with a little variety.


10. Laugh about it. Sue Johanson of the Sunday Night Sex Show gave George Stroumboulopoulos this advice: Laugh about your sexual escapades with your partner. This natural tip for healthy libidos help reduce the embarrassment or awkwardness you may feel – and laughing with your partner increases feelings of connection.
    

Love u..

I've never had the chance
To kiss your beautiful lips
To hold you tight all day
To run my fingers through your hair
Or talk to you till the sun comes up

My mind says this won't be so
But my heart knows different
Someday I will do these wonderful things
And never let you go

No matter how long it takes
No matter how many tears it makes
I will see you
Kiss you
And hold you
Until the end of time

by Gary R.. Hess

Always in my heart.....

Every now, every then,
Everywhere and everywhen;
I think about you always;
How you are and how you've been...

Every here, every there
Every promise, every prayer;
No matter where we both shall go,
You're with me everywhere.

I keep you in my heart
and my prayers at all times!

Google Voice Search comes to BlackBerry and Android

Many of you already know that few months back google has released their new service for mobile that can trace your information by just a voice, much like it did for the iPhone and Android-based T-Mobile G1.
The Google Mobile App is available now as a free download and allows you to conduct searches with the sound of your voice. To do so, you simply hold down the Talk button on your BlackBerry and then speak your search term into the phone. Brits, you'll also be happy to hear that the app now supports British English accents.

Perhaps even more powerful, the app also includes support for Google's My Locations feature, which brings up search results based on your location as determined by your BlackBerry's GPS, Wi-Fi, and cellular triangulation.

Other enhancements include shortcuts to several Google services, such as Gmail, Maps, News, and Reader. To get Google Mobile App on your BlackBerry, you can point your phone's browser to http://m.google.com or enter your mobile number here. Be aware that the app requires you have to have BlackBerry OS 4.1 or higher and BlackBerry OS 4.2 or higher for Voice Search.

30 animals in a single photo

30 animals in a single photo


Take your own time,

find all the 30 animals, if you can

Indian way of doing Business

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in
D.C. One from Bangladesh, another from India and the third, from China.
They go with a White House office to examine the fence.

The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring,
then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"


The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we
hire the guy from China to fix the fence."
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Lawers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs.Batliwala, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr.Chand. I've known you since you were a young boy and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brians to realise you never will amount to any thing more than a two-bit pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed out across the room and asked , "Mrs.Batliwala, do you know the defence attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I have known Mr.Agarwal since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst here. Not to mention, he cheated on his wife and with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him".

The defence attorney almost died.

The judge asked both the lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: "If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I will send you to the Hangman".*************************************************************
A Professor at one of the IIM's was explaining marketing concepts to his students.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me!"
*That is direct marketing*.

You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He is very rich. Marry him"- *That's advertising*

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me". - *That 's telemarketing*.

You are a at a party and see a gorgeous girl;. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - *That's public relations*.
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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. she walks up to you and you say: "You're very rich! Will you marry me?"- *That's brand recognition*

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say :"I'm very rich. Marry me"!. She gives you a nice hard slap on your face ; *That's customer feedback*.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I'm very rich. Marry me!". And she introduces you to her husband - *That's demand and supply gap*

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"- *That's competition eating into your marketshare*

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.--*That's barriers to entering new markets*

Always remember to forget
The things that made you sad
But never forget to remember
The things that made you glad.

Always remember to forget
The friends that proved untrue.
But don't forget to remember
Those that have stuck by you.

Always remember to forget
The troubles that have passed away.
But never forget to remember
The blessings that come each day.
Hve a Great dy