Interesting documentary, Area 51, what are they really hiding?
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Friendz...!!!!!
Friends..... ...They love you,
but they are not your lover
They care for you,
but they are not from your family
They are ready to share your pain,
but they are not in your blood relation.
They are........FRIENDS! !!!!
True FRIENDS !!!!!
Scolds like a DAD.. Cares like a MOM..
Teases like a SISTER.. Irritates like a BROTHER..
And finally loves U more than a LOVER.
Friday, July 17, 2009
My Love
I can't believe how Long its taken,
Or how we got here.
Ive loved you since forever,
Yet only for 4 year.
I want our lips to touch,
And our hands to hold.
I want to feel your body,
Comfort me when i am cold.
I want to kiss in public,
And not to be afraid.
I want to live together,
In a home that we have made.
In the morning when we wake,
I want to see you smile.
Tell me that you love me,
And that its all worth while.
I don't want empty words,
Or you to tell me lies.
I might seem vunerable,
But deep down i am wise.
My only dream i wish,
Is that someday it shall come true.
That you will love me,
As much as i love
Gorilla humor...
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers." he calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean huge dog. "What are you going to do", the homeowner asks?
I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the dog is trained to grab the gorilla's testicles and squeeze. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
If the gorilla knocks ME off the roof, shoot the dog!!!!"
My Father and Me
When I was 4 Yrs Old : My father is THE BEST
When I was 6 Yrs Old : My father seems to know everyone
When I was 10 Yrs Old : My father is excellent but he is short tempered
When I was 12 Yrs Old : My father was nice when I was little
When I was 14 Yrs Old : My father started being too sensitive
When I was 16 Yrs Old : My father can't keep up with modern time
When I was 18 Yrs Old : My father is getting less tolerant as the days pass by
When I was 20 Yrs Old : It is too hard to forgive my father, how could my Mum stand him all these years
When I was 25 Yrs Old : My father seems to be objecting to everything I do
When I was 30 Yrs Old : It's very difficult to be in agreement with my father, I wonder if my Grandfather was troubled by my father when he was a youth
When I was 40 Yrs Old : My father brought me up with a lot of discipline, I must do the same
When I was 45 Yrs Old : I am puzzled, how did my father manage to raise all of us
When I was 50 Yrs Old : It's rather difficult to control my kids, how much did my father suffer for the sake of upbringing and protecting us
When I was 55 Yrs Old : My father was far looking and had wide plans for us, he was gentle and outstanding.
When I became 60 Yrs Old : My father is THE BEST
Note that it took 56 Yrs to complete the cycle and return to the starting point 'My father is THE BEST '
GRANDMA'S CURES - Keep This Handy On The Fridge
GRANDMA'S CURES - Keep This Handy On The Fridge!
Did You Know that drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately-- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional 'pain relievers.'
Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns.
Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.
Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Table-spoon of horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for in-stant relief for aching muscles
Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey & take 1 tablespoon, six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.
Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water & drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly-- even though the product has never been advertised for this use.
Honey remedy for skin blemishes... Cover the blemish with a dab of honey & place a Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile, & speeds healing. Works overnight.
Listerine therapy for toenail fungus. Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouth-wash. The powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again .
Easy eyeglass protection... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of Maybel-line Crystal Clear nail polish to the threads of the screws before tightening them .
Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer... If menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home & you can't find the insecticide, try a spray of cleaning fluid...Insects drop to the ground instantly.
Smart splinter remover.. just pour a drop of Glue- over the splinter, let dry, & peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue.
Tomato paste boil cure... cover the boil with tomato paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe the pain & bring the boil to a head.
Balm for broken blisters... To disinfect a broken blis-ter, dab on a few drops of Listerine... a powerful antiseptic.
Vinegar to heal bruises... Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar & apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness & speeds up the healing process.
Kills fleas instantly.. Dawn dish washing liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath & shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations...Good-bye fleas .
Rainy day cure for dog odour...Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.
Eliminate ear mites...All it takes is a few drops of corn oil in your cat's ear...Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball...Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites & accelerates healing .
Rolled Oats for fast pain relief... It's not just for break-fast any more! Mix 2 cups of Rolled Oats & 1 cup of water in a bowl & warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, & apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.
Did You Know that drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately-- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional 'pain relievers.'
Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns.
Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.
Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Table-spoon of horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for in-stant relief for aching muscles
Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey & take 1 tablespoon, six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.
Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water & drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly-- even though the product has never been advertised for this use.
Honey remedy for skin blemishes... Cover the blemish with a dab of honey & place a Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile, & speeds healing. Works overnight.
Listerine therapy for toenail fungus. Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouth-wash. The powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again .
Easy eyeglass protection... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of Maybel-line Crystal Clear nail polish to the threads of the screws before tightening them .
Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer... If menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home & you can't find the insecticide, try a spray of cleaning fluid...Insects drop to the ground instantly.
Smart splinter remover.. just pour a drop of Glue- over the splinter, let dry, & peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue.
Tomato paste boil cure... cover the boil with tomato paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe the pain & bring the boil to a head.
Balm for broken blisters... To disinfect a broken blis-ter, dab on a few drops of Listerine... a powerful antiseptic.
Vinegar to heal bruises... Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar & apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness & speeds up the healing process.
Kills fleas instantly.. Dawn dish washing liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath & shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations...Good-bye fleas .
Rainy day cure for dog odour...Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.
Eliminate ear mites...All it takes is a few drops of corn oil in your cat's ear...Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball...Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites & accelerates healing .
Rolled Oats for fast pain relief... It's not just for break-fast any more! Mix 2 cups of Rolled Oats & 1 cup of water in a bowl & warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, & apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.
Women Drivers !!!!!!!!!!!
This morning on the motorway,
I looked over to my right and there was a
Woman
In a brand new BMW
Doing 75Mph
With her
Face up next to her
Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
For a couple seconds !
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped
My electric shaver,
Which knocked
The meat pie
Out of my other hand.
In all
The confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against
The steering wheel,
It knocked
My Mobile phone
Away from my ear
Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs,
Splashed,
And burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
Ruined the phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an
Important call.
BL00DY women drivers!!
I looked over to my right and there was a
Woman
In a brand new BMW
Doing 75Mph
With her
Face up next to her
Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
For a couple seconds !
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped
My electric shaver,
Which knocked
The meat pie
Out of my other hand.
In all
The confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against
The steering wheel,
It knocked
My Mobile phone
Away from my ear
Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs,
Splashed,
And burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
Ruined the phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an
Important call.
BL00DY women drivers!!
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