Kazhutha Raagam..

Kelkuvanayi kazhuthaye Click cheyu.

The differences between men and women.

Ultimate goal of Microsoft

Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows 2k Family, Windows XP Family, Windows 2003 Family, Windows Vista Family, Windows 2008 and the new one, yet to be launched is Windows 7. These are the windows you might have seen in your life span if you use Window based computers. Do you know what is the Ultimate goal of Microsoft ? See this image below, which is said to be the Latest version of windows.

NET WLL BE THE PLATFORM

MJ

Rantings of an Idol Mind

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! Except that one where you're naked in church. Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough. Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. Heaven is Where: The Police are British, The Chefs are Italian, The Mechanics are German, The Lovers are French and It's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is Where: The Police are German, The Chefs are British, The Mechanics are French, The Lovers are Swiss and It's all organized by the Italians. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Welcome to Utah Set your watch back 20 years. In just two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory 20 The statement below is true. The statement above is false. I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other. I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect. KENTUCKY: Five million people, Fifteen last names. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. Dyslexics Have More Nuf. 20 In Memoriam With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Preserve the Spotted Owl (in formaldehyde)

When you work here, you can name your own salary. I named mine, "Fred".

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

=0 A I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

I am having an out-of-money experience.

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,

"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car

going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"

Don't sweat the petty things. Don't pet the sweaty things.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines!

I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

Sardar Jokz

Sadarji bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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Sardarji: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
Dr: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Sardarji: Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is final game.

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Sardarji: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No; I will stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Sardarji: No, I will also stay with your sister.

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Sardarji: Proudly tells his wife, people consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Sardarji: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! you have come again..

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Sardarji complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take your TV?'
Sadarji: I was watching news on the TV.

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Sadarji comes back to his car and finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to the pole 'Thanks for compliment.'

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How do you recognize Sardarji in the School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
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Santa: I do not want to marry coz I am afraid of women.
Banta: Get married soon, then u'll be afraid of only one woman & start loving all other women!
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Santa bought a car on loan from a bank. He did not pay the dues; the bank took away his car.

Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

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Santa got promotion from clerk to manager. He went home and told his wife in new style.You will sleep with a manager today.



Wife fell unconscious.

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Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!

Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!

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Girl: I want a responsible man as a husband.

Man replies: That's me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood, they say I'm responsible

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Amazing 3D Sidewalk Art Photos

These unbelievable photos are chalk drawings done by Julian Beever and Kurt Wenner. Both Julian and Kurt have different styles to create an amazing 3D illusion.

Scroll down slowly and stop at each new frame. Julian Beever is an English artist who’s famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium.

Most of his artwork it is impossible to tell whats real from what’s an illusion. Very cool stuff.

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How steady are your eyes?

stare at the center of this circle. simply gaze into the cross in the center and try not to move.
if done right, the outer circles should appear to eventually fade or disappear completely. give it a try!

Plz Read

The train has started moving. It is packed with people of all ages,
mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals.
Near the window, seated a old man with his 30 year old son. As
the train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was
thrilled with the scenery outside..

" See dad, the scenery of green trees moving away is very beautiful"

This behavior from a thirty year old son made the other people feel
strange about him. Every one started murmuring something or other
about this son."This guy seems to be crazy.." newly married Anup
whispered to his wife.

Suddenly it started raining... Rain drops fell on the travelers
through the opened window. The Thirty year old son ,filled with joy
" see dad, how beautiful the rain is .."

Anup's wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling her new sari.

Anup ," cant you see its raining, you old man, if Ur son is not
feeling well get him soon to a mental asylum..and don't disturb
public henceforth"

The old man hesitated first and then in a low tone replied " we are
on the way back from hospital, my son got discharged today morning ,
he was a blind by birth, last week he got his vision, these rain
and nature are new to his eyes.. Please forgive us for the
inconvenience caused..."

The things we see may be right from our perspective until we know the
truth. But when we know the truth our reaction to that will hurt even
us. So try to understand the problem better before taking a harsh
action.

Computer Stupidities

Tech Support: "May I ask what operating system you are running today?" Customer: "A computer." Tech Support: "What operating system are you running? Windows 95?" Customer: (a little too excited) "95, 97, 98, I've got them all!" Friend: "I heard about this thing called 'Linux'." Me: "Oh, I use Linux." Friend: "What is it?" Me: "An operating system." Friend: "Like Firefox?" Overheard in a software shop: Woman #1: "What this Linux thing?" Woman #2: "It's a program that if you have it on your computer, you can't turn the computer off." Woman #1: "Oh." From a Windows 95 user: Customer: "I think my computer doesn't know what it is doing." Tech Support: (pause) "Why? What is the problem with the system?" Customer: "Well, it keeps asking me, 'What is this?'" Him: "Where're all my files?" Me: "What files?" Him: "The ones I was keeping in the trash." My Friend: "Yesterday, I reprogrammed my computer." Me: "Okay...." My Friend: "Not my Mac, but my PC. It has Windows Vista." Me: "Yes, and what language did you use?" My Friend: (pause) "English." Me: "English?" My Friend: "Yeah, English." I was helping a friend with some code. In the code, I found the line:         x = x; and removed it. I made some further changes and send the code back to him. He told me he still had errors. So he sent me his code again, and again I found the same line. I asked him why he kept putting that in there, and he replied, "So x doesn't lose its value."  (this one is my fvrt.) One time a girl in my introduction to programming class told me that she hated Microsoft and started using UNIX to compile her programs. Later on, she emailed me and said she hated UNIX now, too, because it would compile her program but not allow her to retrieve her data. So I asked her to send her code to me, and I would take a look at it. I stumbled upon this:             int addandsubtract (int a, int b)             {                     return (a + b);                     return (b - a);             } I asked her the purpose of this function, and she told me she wanted to first get the sum of a and b and then get the difference. She didn't understand why this wouldn't work, and it took me an hour or so to explain why.  Customer: "When I touch the sound card board at the back of my PC, I can feel electric current." Tech Support: "Then don't touch it."

Roller Babies

An On-Screen Keyboard in Windows.
In case your keyboard or some keys stop working, Microsoft provides you with an alternative way to type-in using the mouse.
To work this tool,
Go to: 'Start menu'
Select: 'Run'
Type in: 'OSK'
Press: 'OK'
A keyboard will be displayed on your monitor which you can use with your mouse.

JUST TRY IT YOURSELF